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    Brisingr Aerowing
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    DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Petrovich[^] What. The. F***. Was. That. Guy. Smoking?

    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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      DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Petrovich[^] What. The. F***. Was. That. Guy. Smoking?

      What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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      Marco Bertschi
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      Petrovich> do something with HalleBerry001.jpg
      file deleted
      Petrovich> punish
      Petrovich> do something with HalleBerry002.jpg
      searching web for similar images...
      downloading...
      Petrovich> reward
      Petrovich>

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      The user asked Petrovich to do something with a soft porn file, and Petrovich responded by deleting the file. The user did not want this to happen, so punishes Petrovich. The user then asks Petrovich to do something with another file. This time, chastened by the punishment, Petrovich tries a web search and retrieving similar images to add to the user's porn collection. The user rewards Petrovich.

      :laugh: :laugh: :-D :-D :laugh: :laugh:

      I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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        DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - Petrovich[^] What. The. F***. Was. That. Guy. Smoking?

        What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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        enhzflep
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        David Morgan-Mar wrote:

        And in case you think this is entirely a joke, imagine a Petrovich layer over another operating system, such as Microsoft Windows (TM). Every time Windows does something you don't like, you could punish it, and it would never do it again...

        Windows is performing automatic updates. After 6 million arbitrary files have been downloaded and applied your machine will reboot. Petrovich> punish punish punish Edit: oh, and in answer to your question. Probably half a page load of lsd-25 or stronger. :laugh:

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