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    OriginalGriff
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    If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Erik Rude
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      I don't think that's the bee all or end all, honey!

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Lost User
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        Oh bee serious or bee quiet will ya! :laugh:

        Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          ZurdoDev
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          She better be.

          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Lost User
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            careful not to get stung by some little prick

            Sin tack the any key okay

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              pkfox
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              I think I'll archive that

              We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Lost User
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                Ahh... that makes me wax nostalgic of all the great puns you've posted over the years. Both of them.

                In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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                  Ahh... that makes me wax nostalgic of all the great puns you've posted over the years. Both of them.

                  In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Ouch! That stings! Please, bee more careful in future - or buzz off!

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Ouch! That stings! Please, bee more careful in future - or buzz off!

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    Lost User
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                    ...and OG keeps droning on. :rolleyes:

                    In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      Not if all she has are bee stings.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        Two bees or not two bees; that is the question!

                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          W Balboos GHB
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                          I hive an urge to wax poetic. (Don't worry- I'm just pollen your leg)

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            Not if all she has are bee stings.

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                            In that case she can buzz off?

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Maybe she's a honey

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                                Maybe she's a honey

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Sweet!

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                  Kschuler
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                                  If she is you'd better comb your hair and treat her like a queen.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                    RedDk
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                                    No, it means she's a patient of mine and I'm not overly enthralled by the way the new scaffold for the stem-cell ear I'm constructing for her in my laboratory is turning out so I need to see her again so we can restart the culture.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      If you date a girl and it turns out she's an Apiarist, is she a keeper?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                      Foothill
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                                      If she was also a great cook, that would be the bee's knees.

                                      if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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