The man may own no pants or shoes...
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CDP1802 wrote:
The man may own no pants
I have no desire to know how you are aware of the size of his underwear collection... :~
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Empirical. He has never worn anything else than that pointy hat and that awfully short mini dress.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Empirical. He has never worn anything else than that pointy hat and that awfully short mini dress.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.(for us Brits "pants" don't mean trousers :) )
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(for us Brits "pants" don't mean trousers :) )
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon. Next you will be telling us what covfefe actually means. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon. Next you will be telling us what covfefe actually means. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon.
Eh? You might be thinking of the US where football is called soccer and what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs. A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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CDP1802 wrote:
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon.
Eh? You might be thinking of the US where football is called soccer and what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs. A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Brent Jenkins wrote:
The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
Because we do most of our trade with Europe. Oops!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Brent Jenkins wrote:
The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Because every Brit has the sixth finger on each hand cut off at birth leaving us with only 10.
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Because every Brit has the sixth finger on each hand cut off at birth leaving us with only 10.
I was going to post something crude, like "they'd cut off another if it weren't so hard to find", but I thought I'd avoid the inevitable followups.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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CDP1802 wrote:
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon.
Eh? You might be thinking of the US where football is called soccer and what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs. A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs.
You forgot the most important part: Selected boobs hopping up and down at the side of the field.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
You might be thinking of the US where...
Texas. West Texas.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Your traditions in all honor, I think I will stick with metric. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Brent Jenkins wrote:
The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
We use both (although it looks like they're trying to remove all traces of imperial measurements in schools these days, but we've never used the US system). Our main defender of imperial measurements is beer (we all know that you can always depend on beer! :)).. Don't ever try short changing us with half a litre, we want our full 568ml or else! :laugh: It is weird I guess when we mix systems up - I prefer miles for distance, stone and lbs for weight, grams, pints and ml for cooking (depending how small the measurement is). I can switch between them reasonably easily. Miles per gallon is a pretty standard unit for efficiency, I just can't get used to litres/km, that really does seem weird.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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Brent Jenkins wrote:
what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs.
You forgot the most important part: Selected boobs hopping up and down at the side of the field.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
You might be thinking of the US where...
Texas. West Texas.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Your traditions in all honor, I think I will stick with metric. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
You forgot the most important part: Selected boobs hopping up and down at the side of the field.
You mean managers? :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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CDP1802 wrote:
You forgot the most important part: Selected boobs hopping up and down at the side of the field.
You mean managers? :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Boobs, not jerks. :-) So that's[^] what you think managers look like in Texas. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
CDP1802 wrote:
And football does not mean football. A gallon is not really a gallon.
Eh? You might be thinking of the US where football is called soccer and what they call football is a bit like rugby but with loads of fuss, body armour and drugs. A gallon is a gallon.. what else would it be? Again, the US has gallons too and on paper it's equal (four quarts in a gallon, therefore 8 pints). The US has a different measure for pints and fluid ounces though, that's where they cocked up.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
soccer is a form of football: the proper names are "association football" or "soccer." American football is a form of football: proper names are "American football" or "gridiron." football is used regionally as a shortened form, Australia have 4 forms of football. (Usually aussies call it "footy" because apart from not being very clever including with naming stuff they also have difficulty with words that have over 1.5 sylables.)
Sin tack the any key okay
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soccer is a form of football: the proper names are "association football" or "soccer." American football is a form of football: proper names are "American football" or "gridiron." football is used regionally as a shortened form, Australia have 4 forms of football. (Usually aussies call it "footy" because apart from not being very clever including with naming stuff they also have difficulty with words that have over 1.5 sylables.)
Sin tack the any key okay
We call football "footie" in the UK too.. it's a trait of native English speakers that we like words to be as short as we can get them.. more time to fit a beer in then :laugh: Most of the world (i.e. practically everyone outside the US) call "soccer" football, hence organisations like the FA, FIFA, UEFA, etc.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
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We call football "footie" in the UK too.. it's a trait of native English speakers that we like words to be as short as we can get them.. more time to fit a beer in then :laugh: Most of the world (i.e. practically everyone outside the US) call "soccer" football, hence organisations like the FA, FIFA, UEFA, etc.. :laugh:
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
Most of the world (i.e. practically everyone outside the US) call "soccer" football, hence organisations like the FA, FIFA, UEFA, etc..
Not in the Antipodes btw, FIFA, UEFA, and the "A" stands for: tah-dah - "Association" ... their "football" is according to their "association." And once more commonly it's called "football," but properly named it's "Association Football" or "Soccer." (but really that's just for the pedants :) )
Sin tack the any key okay
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
If the US version is "cocked up", how come it's you Brits that are abandoning your version for that pansy metric system?
We use both (although it looks like they're trying to remove all traces of imperial measurements in schools these days, but we've never used the US system). Our main defender of imperial measurements is beer (we all know that you can always depend on beer! :)).. Don't ever try short changing us with half a litre, we want our full 568ml or else! :laugh: It is weird I guess when we mix systems up - I prefer miles for distance, stone and lbs for weight, grams, pints and ml for cooking (depending how small the measurement is). I can switch between them reasonably easily. Miles per gallon is a pretty standard unit for efficiency, I just can't get used to litres/km, that really does seem weird.
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
Brent Jenkins wrote:
We use both (although it looks like they're trying to remove all traces of imperial measurements in schools these days, but we've never used the US system).
Except you did; and we used to use a gallon almost the same size as yours. :rolleyes: Back in the 18th century both gallons were used on either side of the pond. At some point after the unpleasantness in the 1770s and 1780s the US standardized on the 128 ounce wine gallon. In the early 19th century the UK contracted a bad case of French-envy and twiddled the size of the ounce in the 160 ounce ale gallon by a percent or two so that a gallon of water weighed exactly 10 pounds and renamed it the imperial gallon. :-\ PS I've never been able to find anything credible on why the US picked the wine gallon. If any of you internet sleuths can succeed where I've failed, please post here to let me know.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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(for us Brits "pants" don't mean trousers :) )
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