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    Roland M Smith
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    This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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      This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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      Pualee
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      I personally would really appreciate knowing that the standards are kept up to date, and that there is a revision history that is terse enough to let me know I don't have to go back and read it to understand the changes.

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        This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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        Ravi Bhavnani
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        I'm glad to know my tax dollars are being put to good use. :-D /ravi

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        • R Roland M Smith

          This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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          I didn't even know most governments had standards. ;)

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            This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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            Richard Deeming
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            Is your office being run by Randall Munroe[^]? :laugh:


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              I didn't even know most governments had standards. ;)

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              Foothill
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              Government bureaucracy may have standards but the average voter clearly does not. :-D

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                Is your office being run by Randall Munroe[^]? :laugh:


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                No, by Dilbert[^]

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                • R Roland M Smith

                  This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                  What about the needed changes to standard GGC-S13.1234F.14589.3 -- to be GGC-S131237F.14589.3?

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                    This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    Wait, what was the standard they used for changing this standard for standards?

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                      I personally would really appreciate knowing that the standards are kept up to date, and that there is a revision history that is terse enough to let me know I don't have to go back and read it to understand the changes.

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                      David ONeil
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                      I only respect things written in Klingon! (Just kidding, but govt' paperwork would be so much more fun in it!)

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        I didn't even know most governments had standards. ;)

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                          Wait, what was the standard they used for changing this standard for standards?

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                          Nathan Minier
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                          Change control standards, which may be compliant with the new standard and authorized early as a policy exception (under the old standard), or is compliant with the old standard and will be updated on the next scheduled review. ...I shouldn't instantly know that. FML

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                          • R Roland M Smith

                            This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            I pity the poor shmucks that had to write that stuff, the committee that had to review it, the editor that had to edit it, etc. Marc

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                              This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                              RJOberg
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                              I wish some tiny part of me could claim this wasn't believable. Having worked in government though, I have received similar and even been involved in projects with sub-sub-committees to decide what color to make the font. :sigh: Your tax dollars at waste.

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                                I only respect things written in Klingon! (Just kidding, but govt' paperwork would be so much more fun in it!)

                                It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact

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                                To Viviparous Mama.

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                                Matthew Dennis
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                                  Government bureaucracy may have standards but the average voter clearly does not. :-D

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                                  This explains how the Clintons got in office.... ;P

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                                  • R Roland M Smith

                                    This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                                    Dar Brett 0
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                                    You should probably allocate twice as much time to any tasks to ensure both standards are followed in the meantime...

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                                      This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                                      Recursion at it's best!

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                                        This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                                        Rally2xs
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                                        Having worked in government, I actually understood it on the 1st read!

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                                        • R Roland M Smith

                                          This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.

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                                          Leng Vang
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                                          That's the reason why everything in government are two years behind and cost $30K a line of code, just to adhere to some useless standards. That's is not even include QA. Wait a minute. What is QA in government software?

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