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  • Z ZurdoDev

    SoMad wrote:

    How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

    Not long at all. I'm laughing about it right now. :laugh:

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    BuggyTimes
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    Same here, immediate chuckling after reading :laugh:

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    • S SoMad

      The question is of course [The Lounge] If your dog eats your SIM card... (will it get dissolved before it comes out?)[^] As it turns out, a SIM card can pass through your canine companion without being damaged. After patiently checking the output from your furry friend for a few days before finally locating it like a prize in a box of cereal, taking the SIM card through a rigorous cleaning process and then popping it back in the phone will restore full functionality to your phone. This does raise a new question: How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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      Lost User
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      I take it that they didn't use [an old 1990's SIM card](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Upxl4gESRKA/T2uDkYrQP5I/AAAAAAAAAU8/QKqkZLK5rSA/s1600/PK5\_7072-klein.jpg)? :laugh:

      Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

        Man, I tell you that sim card has been through a lot of shit. Dog shit, to be precise.

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        Alister Morton
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        Shades of Cheech and Chong's up in smoke?

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        • S SoMad

          charlieg wrote:

          Q) What was on the SIM card that required retrieval?

          Not really sure. It is my wife's phone. I had taken the SIM card out because I was replacing the broken screen on her phone.

          charlieg wrote:

          C) You need a life.

          I have heard about those, but I have a wife, two dogs and a fairly busy job, so that is where most of my time goes.

          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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          MarkTJohnson
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          How did you know which dog to follow?

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          • S SoMad

            You are correct (again). I will mix up a fresh batch of homemade chocolate and ship it to you - it doesn't quite smell like chocolate since I am still learning, but it's good. Believe me. :-\

            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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            englebart
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            Might as well bake a chocolate pie while you are at it. a la "The Help"

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            • S SoMad

              charlieg wrote:

              Q) What was on the SIM card that required retrieval?

              Not really sure. It is my wife's phone. I had taken the SIM card out because I was replacing the broken screen on her phone.

              charlieg wrote:

              C) You need a life.

              I have heard about those, but I have a wife, two dogs and a fairly busy job, so that is where most of my time goes.

              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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              charlieg
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              I have that shirt as well. When you said "the wife's sim card", it all became very clear. Does she know the extent to which you have gone to recover the sim card? Now, it could be that you have these kinds of dogs: Chihuahua[^] in whihc case not too impressive. In the other hand, you might have two of these:Newfoundland[^] in which case, I salute you sir. I hope she was worth the effort. :)

              Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there

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              • S SoMad

                The question is of course [The Lounge] If your dog eats your SIM card... (will it get dissolved before it comes out?)[^] As it turns out, a SIM card can pass through your canine companion without being damaged. After patiently checking the output from your furry friend for a few days before finally locating it like a prize in a box of cereal, taking the SIM card through a rigorous cleaning process and then popping it back in the phone will restore full functionality to your phone. This does raise a new question: How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                WynterDragon
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                Next question should be... "What about my cat... hmmm?"

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                • S SoMad

                  The question is of course [The Lounge] If your dog eats your SIM card... (will it get dissolved before it comes out?)[^] As it turns out, a SIM card can pass through your canine companion without being damaged. After patiently checking the output from your furry friend for a few days before finally locating it like a prize in a box of cereal, taking the SIM card through a rigorous cleaning process and then popping it back in the phone will restore full functionality to your phone. This does raise a new question: How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                  jlongo
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                  Laughing with you or at you?

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                  • S SoMad

                    The question is of course [The Lounge] If your dog eats your SIM card... (will it get dissolved before it comes out?)[^] As it turns out, a SIM card can pass through your canine companion without being damaged. After patiently checking the output from your furry friend for a few days before finally locating it like a prize in a box of cereal, taking the SIM card through a rigorous cleaning process and then popping it back in the phone will restore full functionality to your phone. This does raise a new question: How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                    ClockMeister
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                    ROTFL! This one has been on my mind and I have been unable to sleep for weeks! Thanks for answering one of the eternal questions of technology! This one MUST go "viral"!

                    If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur! - Red Adair

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                    • M MarkTJohnson

                      How did you know which dog to follow?

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                      SoMad
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                      Well, I didn't know for sure, but with about 95% confidence. 1) One of them is quite picky about what he eats and will spit stuff out if he doesn't like it. The other one will eat anything you put in front of him. 2) The next morning I found signs that one of them had been vomiting during the night, which is a sure sign that he ate something that he wanted to get out again. A quick smell test around the mouth of both dogs pointed to the usual suspect.

                      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                      • C charlieg

                        I have that shirt as well. When you said "the wife's sim card", it all became very clear. Does she know the extent to which you have gone to recover the sim card? Now, it could be that you have these kinds of dogs: Chihuahua[^] in whihc case not too impressive. In the other hand, you might have two of these:Newfoundland[^] in which case, I salute you sir. I hope she was worth the effort. :)

                        Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there

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                        SoMad
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                        charlieg wrote:

                        Does she know the extent to which you have gone to recover the sim card?

                        Oh, she knows. And she told her mom. This one goes into the bank and will be pulled out sometime in the future when I really screw up. :cool:

                        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                        • L Lost User

                          I take it that they didn't use [an old 1990's SIM card](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Upxl4gESRKA/T2uDkYrQP5I/AAAAAAAAAU8/QKqkZLK5rSA/s1600/PK5\_7072-klein.jpg)? :laugh:

                          Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                          SoMad
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                          Dude! That is a big SIM card. It looks like the phone was designed around the SIM card :omg:

                          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                          • C ClockMeister

                            ROTFL! This one has been on my mind and I have been unable to sleep for weeks! Thanks for answering one of the eternal questions of technology! This one MUST go "viral"!

                            If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur! - Red Adair

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                            SoMad
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                            Yeah, it has been on my mind too. Not for weeks, but still...

                            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                            • J jlongo

                              Laughing with you or at you?

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                              SoMad
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                              :^)

                              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                              • Z ZurdoDev

                                SoMad wrote:

                                How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

                                Not long at all. I'm laughing about it right now. :laugh:

                                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                SoMad
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                                I think I am starting to see the humor in this as well...wait...no. Too soon. :|

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                • S SoMad

                                  The question is of course [The Lounge] If your dog eats your SIM card... (will it get dissolved before it comes out?)[^] As it turns out, a SIM card can pass through your canine companion without being damaged. After patiently checking the output from your furry friend for a few days before finally locating it like a prize in a box of cereal, taking the SIM card through a rigorous cleaning process and then popping it back in the phone will restore full functionality to your phone. This does raise a new question: How long does it take before you can look back at this and laugh about it?

                                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  Kirk 10389821
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                                  I guess I am evil... My wife doesnt like to use her headset... So I would be thinking... If I don't clean the sim card, she will be forced to use the headset to avoid the smell... Bonus points for blaming the dog... ... Hold on, the marriage counselor just quit... AGAIN! :-)

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                                  • S SoMad

                                    Dude! That is a big SIM card. It looks like the phone was designed around the SIM card :omg:

                                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                    Lost User
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                                    My first GSM phone back in '96 had this kind of SIM - Nokia 1610 :laugh:

                                    Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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