Most buggy software implementation
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
Is that what they're calling Bloatus Goatse (aka lotus notes) these days? Because every lounger knows that particular pile of filth owns the buggiest code in the world title.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I only asked for the answer; you were supposed to know the question. :D
That triggered a memory: "Question Me An Answer"-sung by Bobby Van and Chorus - Lost Horizon [^][Burt Bacharach / Bobby Van ~ Question Me An Answer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMX81JFm30I)
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
You obviously have never used the Embarcadero Delphi IDE.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Is that what they're calling Bloatus Goatse (aka lotus notes) these days? Because every lounger knows that particular pile of filth owns the buggiest code in the world title.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Dan Neely wrote:
Bloatus Goatse
We switched to Outlook/Exchange two years ago, yet we still have to keep Lotus Notes installed. Why? Because the I.T. department's ordering system is based around Lotus Notes, and all the people who know how it worked have been laid off. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Software Zen:
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Dan Neely wrote:
Bloatus Goatse
We switched to Outlook/Exchange two years ago, yet we still have to keep Lotus Notes installed. Why? Because the I.T. department's ordering system is based around Lotus Notes, and all the people who know how it worked have been laid off. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Software Zen:
delete this;Sounds like someone needs to pull all the server HDDs, stand them up on the safety rail at the top of a stairwell (or the edge of building if you have roof access) and play Dominos :-\ with them to force the issue. :rolleyes:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like someone needs to pull all the server HDDs, stand them up on the safety rail at the top of a stairwell (or the edge of building if you have roof access) and play Dominos :-\ with them to force the issue. :rolleyes:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Sounds like too much work. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the fire, once it starts.
Software Zen:
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Sounds like too much work. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the fire, once it starts.
Software Zen:
delete this;In that case maybe you should work on filling a fire extinguisher with marshmallow fluff to support having smores when it goes up. :laugh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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You obviously have never used the Embarcadero Delphi IDE.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
It's pretty bad, but I don't know about it actually being buggy.
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
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charlieg wrote:
Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered....
beg to differ, almost every question in the lounge is answered. If the question is interpreted differently than expected: whose fault is that? It's just like coding, if programs don't do what you expected is that the computer being obtuse?
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Lopatir wrote:
It's just like coding, if programs don't do what you expected is that the computer being obtuse?
Mine has a temper, keeps throwing exceptions at me...
Paulo Gomes Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. —Bill Gates Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. —Albert Einstein
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Elephant it, why not? So long as their use doesn't cause problems, it's just a different experience to alcohol. Besides, we're one of very few generations to live through two palindrome years. Perhaps the third, I suppose. 99 & 101, 999 and 1001, 1991 and 2002. One may as well enjoy oneself after a healthy dose of hard work and helping others. Yeah, I used to get out more. :-\
You know, even in the first century AD, there where people that lived longer than 20 years. So a single person living through 55 - 66 -77 - 88 -99 - 101- 111 would not be so hard to imagine. I don't think they numbered their years like that, though, so they might not have known how special they were.
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Not only is it selling, some strange people in the Lounge are still using it voluntarily!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
I think the SharePoint designer stands up pretty well in comparison of buggy behavior.
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Clearly you have been around the block my friend. I haven't touched Corel anything since the 90s... and yet I still remember the pain... oh the pain... curse you Corel Draw! On a side note, I just checked. That thing is still selling... :omg:
Jeremy Falcon
I always loved Corel Draw! Et to Brute`?
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Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered.... :doh:
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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You know, even in the first century AD, there where people that lived longer than 20 years. So a single person living through 55 - 66 -77 - 88 -99 - 101- 111 would not be so hard to imagine. I don't think they numbered their years like that, though, so they might not have known how special they were.
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I always loved Corel Draw! Et to Brute`?
Really... granted I haven't used it since the 90s. I just went the Adobe route after having "fun" with it and never looked back.
Jeremy Falcon
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
Deepak Vasudevan wrote:
Remedy
Oh man, sorry to hear that! Remedy is terrible, just wait until you look at the back end database and see non-descriptive names for most of the columns.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
