I want your wits, I want your sarcasm...
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Many (very many) years ago i was working on a new mainframe system and came across the source code for a very useful print utility, called "Fang". There was a long comment section at the beginning which explained the code and how it worked etc. Then right at the end it said "I couldn't think what to call this program so I named it after my cat".
That might work! :laugh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Charles? iPhoney? Bob? Or there is Choppah ZombiePDF PDFrankenstien
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
OriginalGriff wrote:
PDFrankenstien
LOL - I actually though of something similar, but a newer movie. How about PDFinator? :laugh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Johnny J. wrote:
What would you call it?
WheelReInventer?
It was not THAT kind of sarcasm I wanted! ;)
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainCamelToe.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainPDFarrrrrrr :cool:
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainIf it is a file manager (FM) then it should be called "ArtieFM"
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainWFFEE - worst file-format ever editor :) If it can convert a PDF to something like docx, then a "PDF format corrector" would be appropriate.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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PDFarrrrrrr :cool:
Are you calling me a software pirate? :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
WFFEE - worst file-format ever editor :) If it can convert a PDF to something like docx, then a "PDF format corrector" would be appropriate.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
I gather you're not a fan... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Are you calling me a software pirate? :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAye matey, that's a big compliment :cool:
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainI identify as a PDF
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainPDFBreak, the ultimate tool to break down (always) and reassemble (hopefully) your PDF files. Seems to be not used so far (while the more Soapbox related name with strip does).
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainA variant of RickZeeland's[^], PD-Effer or PDF'r
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It was not THAT kind of sarcasm I wanted! ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain:-D All in good fun.
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAdobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:
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CamelToe.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
I gather you're not a fan... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainNever have been; it's an annoying format that survives on marketing, not on technical merits.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:
Orjan Westin wrote:
Adobedobedoo
Not bad at all. Or maybe some word game on the "Acrobat" name? :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain(PD)F This You'll likely be saying the part outside the parenthetical reference a lot.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
