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  • S Slacker007

    Johnny J. wrote:

    What would you call it?

    WheelReInventer?

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    Johnny J
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    #8

    It was not THAT kind of sarcasm I wanted! ;)

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
    Mark Twain

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    • J Johnny J

      ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
      -----
      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
      -----
      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
      Mark Twain

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      realJSOP
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      #9

      CamelToe.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
      -----
      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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      • J Johnny J

        ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
        -----
        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
        -----
        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
        Mark Twain

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        RickZeeland
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        #10

        PDFarrrrrrr :cool:

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        • J Johnny J

          ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
          Mark Twain

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          Duncan Edwards Jones
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          If it is a file manager (FM) then it should be called "ArtieFM"

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          • J Johnny J

            ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
            -----
            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
            -----
            Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
            Mark Twain

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            Lost User
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            #12

            WFFEE - worst file-format ever editor :) If it can convert a PDF to something like docx, then a "PDF format corrector" would be appropriate.

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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            • R RickZeeland

              PDFarrrrrrr :cool:

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              Johnny J
              wrote on last edited by
              #13

              Are you calling me a software pirate? :laugh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
              -----
              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
              -----
              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
              Mark Twain

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              • L Lost User

                WFFEE - worst file-format ever editor :) If it can convert a PDF to something like docx, then a "PDF format corrector" would be appropriate.

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                Johnny J
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                #14

                I gather you're not a fan... :rolleyes:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
                -----
                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
                -----
                Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                Mark Twain

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                • J Johnny J

                  Are you calling me a software pirate? :laugh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
                  -----
                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                  -----
                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                  Mark Twain

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                  RickZeeland
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                  #15

                  Aye matey, that's a big compliment :cool:

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                  • J Johnny J

                    ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                    Mark Twain

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                    The pompey
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                    #16

                    I identify as a PDF

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                    • J Johnny J

                      ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                      Mark Twain

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                      Jochen Arndt
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                      #17

                      PDFBreak, the ultimate tool to break down (always) and reassemble (hopefully) your PDF files. Seems to be not used so far (while the more Soapbox related name with strip does).

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                      • J Johnny J

                        ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                        Mark Twain

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                        S Houghtelin
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #18

                        A variant of RickZeeland's[^], PD-Effer or PDF'r

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        • J Johnny J

                          It was not THAT kind of sarcasm I wanted! ;)

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                          Anonymous
                          -----
                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                          -----
                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                          Mark Twain

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                          Slacker007
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #19

                          :-D All in good fun.

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                          • J Johnny J

                            ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
                            -----
                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
                            -----
                            Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                            Mark Twain

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                            Orjan Westin
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                            #20

                            Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              CamelToe.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Slacker007
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                              #21

                              This made me chuckle. Now I will have this one image in my brain for the rest of the day.

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                              • J Johnny J

                                I gather you're not a fan... :rolleyes:

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
                                -----
                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
                                -----
                                Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                Mark Twain

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                                Lost User
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #22

                                Never have been; it's an annoying format that survives on marketing, not on technical merits.

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                • O Orjan Westin

                                  Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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                                  Johnny J
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #23

                                  Orjan Westin wrote:

                                  Adobedobedoo

                                  Not bad at all. Or maybe some word game on the "Acrobat" name? :rolleyes:

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                  Anonymous
                                  -----
                                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                                  -----
                                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                  Mark Twain

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
                                    -----
                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                    Mark Twain

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                                    Nathan Minier
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                                    (PD)F This You'll likely be saying the part outside the parenthetical reference a lot.

                                    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
                                      -----
                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
                                      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                      Mark Twain

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                                      dan sh
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                                      ACrowBat Chopper

                                      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                      • O Orjan Westin

                                        Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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                                        Johnny J
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #26

                                        Perhaps Adobedobedoo PDF Juggler? :confused:

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                        Anonymous
                                        -----
                                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                                        -----
                                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                        Mark Twain

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                                        • N Nathan Minier

                                          (PD)F This You'll likely be saying the part outside the parenthetical reference a lot.

                                          "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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                                          Johnny J
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                                          #27

                                          :laugh: :thumbsup:

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
                                          -----
                                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                                          -----
                                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                          Mark Twain

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