Now why didn't I think of that?
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Gotta use that on the next web site I design: Clickety[^] :laugh:
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So do I and chose the day and month at random, then get confused when I get birthday related messages on random dates. On the upside I can dine for free at least once a month on my 'birthday' at different restaurants.
I generally pick Jan 1st - partly because it's Herself's birthday so easy to remember, partly because I don't have to scroll at all! :laugh:
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I'm working on a site now and this is a must have.
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Replace the scroll bar with "Left" and "Right" buttons that don't autorepeat. :-D
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Replace the scroll bar with "Left" and "Right" buttons that don't autorepeat. :-D
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Now why didn't I think of that? Oh wait I don't work for uSoft.
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Gotta use that on the next web site I design: Clickety[^] :laugh:
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I generally pick Jan 1st - partly because it's Herself's birthday so easy to remember, partly because I don't have to scroll at all! :laugh:
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There are actually way worse solutions than that one :) Programmers imagine the most ridiculous ways to enter a phone number into a form — Quartz[^]
Hmm. No, I'm serious: hmm. Have the user hum, sample the microphone sound input, divvy the frequency range from 80 to 3,400 Hz into 1010-1 intervals, and voila! Easy-peasy. Best of all, this approach doesn't use any screen real estate.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
it's Herself's birthday
Oh, same here.
It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
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It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
The looxury! You get a week, I have a day. Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
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Train them early, forget for the first 5 years in a row and they start doing all the work for you. I have not bought a present (nor received one) in decades, she buys the presents for the kids and threatens me with the job if I dare complain. We are however going out to a restaurant of her choice tonight though, at her prompting.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
The looxury! You get a week, I have a day. Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
So? That's easy - just get her new gloves... :laugh:
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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OriginalGriff wrote:
It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
The looxury! You get a week, I have a day. Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Ouch! It should be illegal not to use contraception during March and April: think of the kids! :laugh:
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Train them early, forget for the first 5 years in a row and they start doing all the work for you. I have not bought a present (nor received one) in decades, she buys the presents for the kids and threatens me with the job if I dare complain. We are however going out to a restaurant of her choice tonight though, at her prompting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Ouch! It should be illegal not to use contraception during March and April: think of the kids! :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Ouch! It should be illegal not to use contraception during March and April: think of the kids! :laugh:
Piece this one together for no idea on how to plan. Her Mother is the 21-12 and her Dad is 27-12 so they go and put her right in the middle. Bloody Wogs can't do basic maths.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There are actually way worse solutions than that one :) Programmers imagine the most ridiculous ways to enter a phone number into a form — Quartz[^]
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It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... :sigh:
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Hmm. No, I'm serious: hmm. Have the user hum, sample the microphone sound input, divvy the frequency range from 80 to 3,400 Hz into 1010-1 intervals, and voila! Easy-peasy. Best of all, this approach doesn't use any screen real estate.
Software Zen:
delete this;Oh, man. Where's the "like" button?
