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My doctor told me to watch my drinking...

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    Johnny J
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    ... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! :doh:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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      ... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! :doh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
      Mark Twain

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      OriginalGriff
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      Or with CCTV?

      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        ... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
        -----
        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
        Mark Twain

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        Lost User
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        my doc said to live longer have more birthdays

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          ... so now I'm off to find a bar with a mirror! :doh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
          Mark Twain

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          CodeWraith
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          Where shall I send the selfie stick? I don't need it and if the doctor says so...

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            Where shall I send the selfie stick? I don't need it and if the doctor says so...

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            Johnny J
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            Where you should stick it? Meet me in the Soapbox and I'll tell you... ;P

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
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            Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
            Mark Twain

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              Where you should stick it? Meet me in the Soapbox and I'll tell you... ;P

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
              -----
              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
              Mark Twain

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              CodeWraith
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              Why waste time? Bend over...

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                Why waste time? Bend over...

                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                Johnny J
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                Ben Dover? Nice to meet you Ben! :cool:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
                -----
                Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                Mark Twain

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                  Ben Dover? Nice to meet you Ben! :cool:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
                  -----
                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                  -----
                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                  Mark Twain

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                  Sorry, I had to make a call to Palermo. The guys there want to take you on a boat tour and make you an offer you can't refuse. :-)

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    Sorry, I had to make a call to Palermo. The guys there want to take you on a boat tour and make you an offer you can't refuse. :-)

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                    Mark Twain

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                      Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                      Mark Twain

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                      He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

                        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        :laugh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                        Mark Twain

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

                          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.

                          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                            They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.

                            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Are you kidding? They blew up a motorway to get one guy![^]

                            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              Are you kidding? They blew up a motorway to get one guy![^]

                              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                              Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.

                              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.

                                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                Nelek
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                                CodeWraith wrote:

                                those who speak don't know.

                                ehem... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;P ;P :laugh: :laugh:

                                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                  CodeWraith wrote:

                                  those who speak don't know.

                                  ehem... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;P ;P :laugh: :laugh:

                                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                                  Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                    Dang, I was sure he was talking about politicians! :doh:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
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                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                    Mark Twain

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                      Together with the traditional cement footbath this can also quickly become think or sink.

                                      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                                        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                        :confused::confused::confused: Sorry to break the joke... but what does it means? (non english speaker here)

                                        M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
                                          -----
                                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                                          -----
                                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                          Mark Twain

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                                          The catacombs over there are really cool :cool:

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