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  • J Johnny J

    Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    OriginalGriff
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    He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Johnny J
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      :laugh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
      Mark Twain

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        CodeWraith
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        They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        • C CodeWraith

          They would not blow him up along with a perfectly good boat. They would just let him sit on the deck with the traditional cement footbath for a while.

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          OriginalGriff
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          Are you kidding? They blew up a motorway to get one guy![^]

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Are you kidding? They blew up a motorway to get one guy![^]

            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            CodeWraith
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            Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            • C CodeWraith

              Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              Nelek
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              CodeWraith wrote:

              those who speak don't know.

              ehem... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;P ;P :laugh: :laugh:

              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                CodeWraith wrote:

                those who speak don't know.

                ehem... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;P ;P :laugh: :laugh:

                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                OriginalGriff
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                I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                  Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Johnny J
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                  Dang, I was sure he was talking about politicians! :doh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                  Mark Twain

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    CodeWraith
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                    Together with the traditional cement footbath this can also quickly become think or sink.

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I think me means "snitches need stitches" ;)

                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Nelek
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                      :confused::confused::confused: Sorry to break the joke... but what does it means? (non english speaker here)

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
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                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                        Mark Twain

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                        RickZeeland
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                        The catacombs over there are really cool :cool:

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                        • N Nelek

                          :confused::confused::confused: Sorry to break the joke... but what does it means? (non english speaker here)

                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          "Snitch" is a word for a police informer, so "snitches need stitches" is a saying that means just "those to talk to the police will get badly injured, so keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for you".

                          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            "Snitch" is a word for a police informer, so "snitches need stitches" is a saying that means just "those to talk to the police will get badly injured, so keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for you".

                            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Nelek
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                            ah... OK That's why I didn't say anything, only "coughed" ;P :laugh: :laugh:

                            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                            • J Johnny J

                              Cool, I've never been to Palermo! :thumbsup::cool:

                              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                              Anonymous
                              -----
                              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                              Winston Churchill, 1944
                              -----
                              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                              Mark Twain

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                              5imone
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                              Please, if you go to Palermo[^] remember their biggest problem is traffic and most of all you should not touch the bananas

                              'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.' Benny Hill

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                He mistyped: it's a beaver full of dynamite. An otter you can't defuse.

                                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                W Balboos GHB
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                a beaver full of dynamite.

                                Soap Box !

                                Ravings en masse^

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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