How to spot a Millenial

Munchies_Matt

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meaningful stories.” The term “hipster” was coined in the jazz age of the 1940s, a catch-all for trendily dressed young people. Today’s hipsters are a particular type of nonconformist. T

](https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/oct/03/hipster-social-phenomenon-commercial-success)[^] Goes back even further apparently. Funny how wiki only defines it as recent. How we like to reinvent the truth and lay claim to it!

OriginalGriff

No HIPSTERS. Don't you be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, no ... wait ... Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS. Stolen from here[^]

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HobbyProggy

:laugh: :thumbsup: BTW

OriginalGriff wrote:

your vegan diets

this is the wurst!

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Daniel Pfeffer

Yup. We should drive a steak through their hearts.

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Foothill

You forgot to mention the faint smell of avocados and toast on their breath.

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Lost User

What if you aren't quite there yet. According to my significant other, I'm still a 10 year old. :-\

When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

Munchies_Matt

Mullenial men? They are women with dicks, so look pretty much the same.

Munchies_Matt

There was a time only a French fuck tard would be seen with a bun, or some variant of mini pony tail, on top of his head. These days, dear oh god!

HobbyProggy

Yes, optionally with lot's of Bacon!

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Lost User

:laugh:

den2k88

Fat arse - check Skinny ankles - nope Massive beard - well a beard that sometimes becomes massive but it's evidently not cared about. I'm there for the age but halfway there for characteristics.

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jeron1

And a copious amount of ugly-ass tattoo's, IMHO.

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Nelek

Munchies_Matt wrote:

A Millenial is someone who reached maturity majority / legal age post 2000, so even someone born in the 90s is one

FTFY. Most of them are not mature yet.

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Ian Bell 2

Not to spoil the fun of denigrating and making disparaging comments about another selected group of people, but when it comes to the veracity of your observations and interpretations, you have consistently demonstrated a uncanny ability to be unreliable, non-factual and to lean toward making sweeping generalizations based on a few anecdotal stories.

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Nelek

Ian Bell, #2 wrote:

Not to spoil the fun of

yeah, right... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

RedDk

Why would anyone want to spot a millenial?

Slacker007

OriginalGriff wrote:

your tiny feet

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lost User

That's ankle shaming!

They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!

Mycroft Holmes

I'm with DH on this, fat arse, scruffy beard, thickening ankles but still a six foot six year old according the significant other.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Munchies_Matt

See the skinny exposed ankles: Millennial fashion - Google Search[^] I think they only look skinny because of the contrast against the massive fat arse a few feet higher up, all clad in skin tight black jeggings. And the fact they are bare of course.