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  • H HobbyProggy

    :laugh: :thumbsup: BTW

    OriginalGriff wrote:

    your vegan diets

    this is the wurst!

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    Yup. We should drive a steak through their hearts.

    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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    • M Munchies_Matt

      Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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      Foothill
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      You forgot to mention the faint smell of avocados and toast on their breath.

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      • M Munchies_Matt

        Not in the UK and US. A hipster there is someone born post war who was into the alternative culture in the '60s. A Millenial is someone who reached maturity post 2000, so even someone born in the 90s is one. :)

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        Lost User
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        What if you aren't quite there yet. According to my significant other, I'm still a 10 year old. :-\

        When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

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        • L Lost User

          What about the blokes?

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          Munchies_Matt
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          Mullenial men? They are women with dicks, so look pretty much the same.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            They have a man-bun and wear rainbow socks

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            Munchies_Matt
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            There was a time only a French fuck tard would be seen with a bun, or some variant of mini pony tail, on top of his head. These days, dear oh god!

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            • D Daniel Pfeffer

              Yup. We should drive a steak through their hearts.

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              HobbyProggy
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              Yes, optionally with lot's of Bacon!

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              • M Munchies_Matt

                Mullenial men? They are women with dicks, so look pretty much the same.

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                Lost User
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                :laugh:

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                • M Munchies_Matt

                  Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                  den2k88
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                  Fat arse - check Skinny ankles - nope Massive beard - well a beard that sometimes becomes massive but it's evidently not cared about. I'm there for the age but halfway there for characteristics.

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                  • M Munchies_Matt

                    Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                    jeron1
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                    And a copious amount of ugly-ass tattoo's, IMHO.

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                    • M Munchies_Matt

                      Not in the UK and US. A hipster there is someone born post war who was into the alternative culture in the '60s. A Millenial is someone who reached maturity post 2000, so even someone born in the 90s is one. :)

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                      Nelek
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                      Munchies_Matt wrote:

                      A Millenial is someone who reached maturity majority / legal age post 2000, so even someone born in the 90s is one

                      FTFY. Most of them are not mature yet.

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      • M Munchies_Matt

                        Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                        Ian Bell 2
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                        Not to spoil the fun of denigrating and making disparaging comments about another selected group of people, but when it comes to the veracity of your observations and interpretations, you have consistently demonstrated a uncanny ability to be unreliable, non-factual and to lean toward making sweeping generalizations based on a few anecdotal stories.

                        History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                        • I Ian Bell 2

                          Not to spoil the fun of denigrating and making disparaging comments about another selected group of people, but when it comes to the veracity of your observations and interpretations, you have consistently demonstrated a uncanny ability to be unreliable, non-factual and to lean toward making sweeping generalizations based on a few anecdotal stories.

                          History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                          Nelek
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                          Ian Bell, #2 wrote:

                          Not to spoil the fun of

                          yeah, right... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                          • M Munchies_Matt

                            Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                            RedDk
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                            Why would anyone want to spot a millenial?

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              No HIPSTERS. Don't you be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, no ... wait ... Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS. Stolen from here[^]

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                              Slacker007
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              your tiny feet

                              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                              • M Munchies_Matt

                                Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                                Lost User
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                                That's ankle shaming!

                                They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!

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                                • M Munchies_Matt

                                  Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard. Is that the look in every country, because in the UK it is!

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                                  Mycroft Holmes
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                                  I'm with DH on this, fat arse, scruffy beard, thickening ankles but still a six foot six year old according the significant other.

                                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                                    I'm with DH on this, fat arse, scruffy beard, thickening ankles but still a six foot six year old according the significant other.

                                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                    Munchies_Matt
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                                    See the skinny exposed ankles: Millennial fashion - Google Search[^] I think they only look skinny because of the contrast against the massive fat arse a few feet higher up, all clad in skin tight black jeggings. And the fact they are bare of course.

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                                    • I Ian Bell 2

                                      Not to spoil the fun of denigrating and making disparaging comments about another selected group of people, but when it comes to the veracity of your observations and interpretations, you have consistently demonstrated a uncanny ability to be unreliable, non-factual and to lean toward making sweeping generalizations based on a few anecdotal stories.

                                      History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                      Munchies_Matt
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                                      Were you born trolling or did you have to grow into it?

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                                      • M Munchies_Matt

                                        Were you born trolling or did you have to grow into it?

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                                        Ian Bell 2
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                                        Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                        Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard.

                                        Some would argue that the picture you paint of yourself and which leads others to refer to you as 'fatboy' suggests you should be less critical of others and take care of you own house first. As for trolling, that would only be true if you were telling the truth and I was telling a lie. Moreover, if you are going to be (unfairly) critical of others then why should you expect anything less in return?

                                        History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                        • I Ian Bell 2

                                          Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                          Fat arse, skinny ankles, and a massive beard.

                                          Some would argue that the picture you paint of yourself and which leads others to refer to you as 'fatboy' suggests you should be less critical of others and take care of you own house first. As for trolling, that would only be true if you were telling the truth and I was telling a lie. Moreover, if you are going to be (unfairly) critical of others then why should you expect anything less in return?

                                          History is the joke the living play on the dead.

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                                          Munchies_Matt
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                                          Ian Bell, #2 wrote:

                                          you were telling the truth and I was telling a lie.

                                          That is how you define trolling is it?

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