The sqlite Code Of Conduct -- A developers stairway to heaven.
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charlieg wrote:
Bury the dead.
That should be #1 commandment for project managers.
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Insert necessary Project Manager joke: Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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You do know that Athas is more like a post-apocalyptic wreck of a fantasy setting where halflings are cannibals, elves are scavengers in the desert and a templar is the merciless goon of one of the defilers?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Let's see. At various times in my life I've broken: ...well, I was going to enumerate the list I've broken, but it's much shorter to enumerate the list I haven't: Murder and addiction to wine. :rolleyes: Lord have mercy on my soul, I am clearly a major sinner!
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Let's see. At various times in my life I've broken: ...well, I was going to enumerate the list I've broken, but it's much shorter to enumerate the list I haven't: Murder and addiction to wine. :rolleyes: Lord have mercy on my soul, I am clearly a major sinner!
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Yet, somehow, this is more sensible than the new Linux Code of Conduct.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Number 9 could be a problem - Do not do to another what you would not have done to yourself. In the words of George Bernard Shaw - Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
What about being an accomplice to a mass murderer of mice that may reside in my house?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Let's see. At various times in my life I've broken: ...well, I was going to enumerate the list I've broken, but it's much shorter to enumerate the list I haven't: Murder and addiction to wine. :rolleyes: Lord have mercy on my soul, I am clearly a major sinner!
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
Marc Clifton wrote:
Murder and addiction to wine
When do you plan reducing the length of the list? :laugh:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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I have no problem with those commandments but they miiiiight have. My Lord God is Tharizdun...
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Oh, for the love of Zarquon...
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Stopped reading at number one - if you're going to start with that nonsense, the whole thing can only be a joke. It is a joke, right?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer. The End
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72 commandments.
Devote yourself frequently to prayer.
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
Attribute to God, and not to self, whatever good you see in yourself. Recognize always that evil is your own doing, and to impute it to yourself.
So if I do something good, he takes the credit, but if the devil makes me do it, it is my fault? Does that make God a software-manager?
Be not addicted to wine.
Then stop with turning water into it and start making smoothies.
Clothe the naked.
No need to; if they needed clothes they would be born with them.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Eddy Vluggen wrote:
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :D
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Eddy Vluggen wrote:
I prefer actual code-reviews over prayer. If someone prays before a release, it is time to move.
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :D
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Sander Rossel wrote:
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :-D
If I were vegan I'd be praying too. Here it is more appreciated to thank the cook :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
And by the time I log on they have replaced it with some more sensible drivel and the explanation that it was a code of ethics. It must have been very embarrassing :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Sander Rossel wrote:
People pray for dinner all the time. They're either very bad cooks or they have a lot of enemies (or both) :-D
If I were vegan I'd be praying too. Here it is more appreciated to thank the cook :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
If I were vegan I would pray at least a dozen times a day, lest Grendizer/Goldrake or Mazinger turn up at the front door.
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And by the time I log on they have replaced it with some more sensible drivel and the explanation that it was a code of ethics. It must have been very embarrassing :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
SQLite wrote:
While we are not doing so in reaction to any current or ongoing issues
This is a Suspiciously Specific Denial - TV Tropes[^] in bold golden letter :D
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Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
Love your enemies
