Politically Correct Coding
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We were just told that we may not be able to include whitespace in our code... because it's not inclusive enough.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Next step: outlaw the
dostatement. It will becomeif it does not disturb you{
// stuff to be done at leisure and without pressure
} (thanks)GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Next step: outlaw the
dostatement. It will becomeif it does not disturb you{
// stuff to be done at leisure and without pressure
} (thanks)GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
Yeah on github there is already a project running: [GitHub - ErisBlastar/cplusequality: Feminist Software Foundation C+=, a new language for us feminists](https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality) It was banned some time ago, now it seems to be back.
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If you set your devenv theme to dark, it would be blackspace. If they question it, just call them racist.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
Actually, white people pretending to be black has been determined to be racist. So, John is not allowed to have a dark theme with any of his software, etc, since he is white. Same goes for me. :sigh:
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But SSMS doesn't have a dark theme, so we're still violating some snowflake's sensitivity somewhere..
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
But SSMS doesn't have a dark theme,
No, when using SSMS you are actually identifying yourself as a smurf. I believe the color is dark blue, so you are identifying yourself as a black smurf. This is alright, because as long as you are "identifying" yourself as something you are clearly not, you are Ok, and will not be placed on the special train.
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Actually, white people pretending to be black has been determined to be racist. So, John is not allowed to have a dark theme with any of his software, etc, since he is white. Same goes for me. :sigh:
Ah, but he is not the spacing in his code. Did you just assume his IDE background's color!? :laugh:
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
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Ah, but he is not the spacing in his code. Did you just assume his IDE background's color!? :laugh:
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
Nathan Minier wrote:
Did you just assume his IDE background's color!?
:-O I guess I have to get on the special train now. Nice knowing you guys...
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Yeah on github there is already a project running: [GitHub - ErisBlastar/cplusequality: Feminist Software Foundation C+=, a new language for us feminists](https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality) It was banned some time ago, now it seems to be back.
C+= wrote:
O is 50% of the time 0, and 50% of the time 1. The determination of this depends on how the underlying logic feels at the moment.
Thanks, that made my week!
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
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We were just told that we may not be able to include whitespace in our code... because it's not inclusive enough.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Not a joke... We maintain a product that uses the terms 'master' and 'slave' to describe the certain roles within a data replication topology. It has been demanded of us by a potential user to change these names immediately in all source code, test suites, documentation, etc... :wtf:
governor / subject controller / target parent / child dominatrix / submissive
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Not a joke... We maintain a product that uses the terms 'master' and 'slave' to describe the certain roles within a data replication topology. It has been demanded of us by a potential user to change these names immediately in all source code, test suites, documentation, etc... :wtf:
I would suggest Mistress and Gimp as an alternative to satisfy the client's requirements.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Urban Cricket wrote:
They code with their guns too?
You don't? It's called troubleshooting for a reason.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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We were just told that we may not be able to include whitespace in our code... because it's not inclusive enough.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
