And I thought SalesOps was a joke

[musefan]

Or if you are in the business of fighting turtles, you might be BeebOps :suss: EDIT: I didn't mean to reply to you Griff, but I can't be bothered to delete it.

[musefan]

I once knew a pirate IT specialist... CyclOps

[CodeWraith]

Chris Maunder wrote:

So what Ops are you?

Special Ops.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

[musefan]

And what would you consider to be the most special thing about you?

[Mark_Wallace]

I'd happily volunteer for GiveEmTheChOps, but us older, experienced-in-everything guys are more likely to be associated with CheOps.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

His needs.

Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[Forogar]

I write code: DevelOps

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[musefan]

We have a person in the operations team that is responsible for identifying people, but they are a bit clumsy... WhoOps

[Chris Maunder]

I need a slow clap emoticon

cheers Chris Maunder

[F ES Sitecore]

If you ever work for a digital agency you'll probably be practicing MiracleOps. It's when non-technical salespeople visit the client to try and secure the work, and in order to do so say "yes" to everything, from scope to timescales and budget. Only when the contract is signed and sealed do they hand the work off to you. "You know Facebook, right? Well the client wants a site like that. They have a £100,000 budget and they want it live next month."

[musefan]

Even without the emoji I can still hear the echo in the empty room.

[den2k88]

EngineerOps. I am expected to: * Design software architecture * Write the abovementioned software * Troubleshoot said software * Write documentation for the other developers of said software * Write documentation for the end users of said software * Design hardware architecture * Write the firmware of the abovementioned hardware * Troubleshoot said firmware * Troubleshoot electrical / mechanical / electronic problems of said hardware * Write documentation for installator and technician of said hardware * Write documentation for the end user of said hardware * Know all the normative of all the countries for any kind of anything that ever thinged... * ...and how to implement it * Sell the products to the customers * Sell the products to the customers' customers * Sell the products to themselves * Recognise faults in customer companies organizations * Fix faults in customer companies organizations * Be grateful for a meager salary Plus a broom up me backend so that I can clean up on my way out.

GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

[megaadam]

I wanna become a professional organization ops. PoOps :java:

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

[Chris Maunder]

den2k88 wrote:

Know all the normative of all the countries for any kind of anything that ever thinged...

:laugh: + :((

cheers Chris Maunder

[BillWoodruff]

I am a black-ops running clandestine personalities who spy on subconscious railroads. cheers, Bill

«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot

[PeejayAdams]

I rap and I code - I'm basically a HipOps guy.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[Lost User]

I maintain and assist, so that would make me CoOps. :)

When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

[kmoorevs]

:thumbsup: And I thought I had it rough! At least I don't have to deal with hardware or international concerns! Keep up the good work! :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[Gary Wheeler]

Hmm. I may have to update my job title to DSJOps(*). (*) Departmental Sh!t-Job Ops.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary Wheeler]

:laugh:

Software Zen: delete this;