And I thought SalesOps was a joke

[Forogar]

I write code: DevelOps

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[musefan]

We have a person in the operations team that is responsible for identifying people, but they are a bit clumsy... WhoOps

[F ES Sitecore]

If you ever work for a digital agency you'll probably be practicing MiracleOps. It's when non-technical salespeople visit the client to try and secure the work, and in order to do so say "yes" to everything, from scope to timescales and budget. Only when the contract is signed and sealed do they hand the work off to you. "You know Facebook, right? Well the client wants a site like that. They have a £100,000 budget and they want it live next month."

[Chris Maunder]

I need a slow clap emoticon

cheers Chris Maunder

[musefan]

Even without the emoji I can still hear the echo in the empty room.

[den2k88]

EngineerOps. I am expected to: * Design software architecture * Write the abovementioned software * Troubleshoot said software * Write documentation for the other developers of said software * Write documentation for the end users of said software * Design hardware architecture * Write the firmware of the abovementioned hardware * Troubleshoot said firmware * Troubleshoot electrical / mechanical / electronic problems of said hardware * Write documentation for installator and technician of said hardware * Write documentation for the end user of said hardware * Know all the normative of all the countries for any kind of anything that ever thinged... * ...and how to implement it * Sell the products to the customers * Sell the products to the customers' customers * Sell the products to themselves * Recognise faults in customer companies organizations * Fix faults in customer companies organizations * Be grateful for a meager salary Plus a broom up me backend so that I can clean up on my way out.

GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

[megaadam]

I wanna become a professional organization ops. PoOps :java:

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

[Chris Maunder]

den2k88 wrote:

Know all the normative of all the countries for any kind of anything that ever thinged...

:laugh: + :((

cheers Chris Maunder

[BillWoodruff]

I am a black-ops running clandestine personalities who spy on subconscious railroads. cheers, Bill

«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot

[PeejayAdams]

I rap and I code - I'm basically a HipOps guy.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[Lost User]

I maintain and assist, so that would make me CoOps. :)

When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.

[kmoorevs]

:thumbsup: And I thought I had it rough! At least I don't have to deal with hardware or international concerns! Keep up the good work! :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[Gary Wheeler]

Hmm. I may have to update my job title to DSJOps(*). (*) Departmental Sh!t-Job Ops.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary Wheeler]

:laugh:

Software Zen: delete this;

[Joe Woodbury]

Apparently Microsoft now has IconOps It's time for RetOps or at least VacOps (not vacuum, unless that's your thing, but vacation--you know that mystical time when you have leisure time away from work for more than a weekend.)

[CodeWraith]

After several operations and a few weeks in the hospital I don't really feel needy.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

[RedDk]

AnticHayOps! (thank-you very much)

[Marco Bertschi]

OriginalGriff wrote:

MeOps

That's an 'e' to much. MOps[^]

I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

[Marco Bertschi]

It's all about transformation. I'll get my coat.

I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

[den2k88]

First it was industrial machines with a ton of extremely specialized hardware (X-ray generators, X-ray detectors, custom made boards and so on), in the international market subjected both to radioprotection laws and food&beverage treatment laws (when not pharmaceutical). Now it is ECU diagnostic tools for a large car manifacturer, with a ton of extremely specialized hardware whose each unit costs about as much as one of the machines I developed and manifactured in the previous job. All this in an international market with all the laws for safety and vehicles safety. I managed to get rid of VB6, I acquired a sh*tty Open Source GUI Toolit developed single handedly by a dutch who, I have reasons to believe, enjoyed the freedom in recreational drugs use of the Netherlands a bit too much. Pros: the pay is much better. Cons: the work environment managed to burn me out in 2 months, instead of the 5 years and a half that the old workplace took to get me at the same burn-out point.

GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X