So, I explained Xamarin to my girl
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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
You will need a really good debugger. :laugh:
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You will need a really good debugger. :laugh:
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature"> <first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last> </sig>
Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this... Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes. Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you. So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.
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Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this... Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes. Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you. So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.
... and that's how the fight started. :-D
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose
IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was horridAfzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!
Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Then see Alice .
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose
IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:
There was a little girl
And she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very, good
But when she was bad
She was horridAfzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!
Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
That wasn't the version I learnt as a child... :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
Dontcha just hate it when you open your mouth and the words just tumble out, and even as you say 'em, you can hear yourself and something is scream "HEY IDIOT STOP SPEAKING" - but you don't...and you end up here. Like word vomit or something...
