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So, I explained Xamarin to my girl

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  • J Jim Meadors

    You will need a really good debugger. :laugh:

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    Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    • C CodeWraith

      Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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      :thumbsup: :-D

      It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question

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      • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

        By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:

        The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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        Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this... Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes. Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you. So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.

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        • P PIEBALDconsult

          Xamarin? Never used it. I like .net -- warts and all. So, how about this... Let's say that .net is like you... I really like you even though you drive me nuts sometimes. Xamarin is kinda like .net, just as your cousin is kinda like you. So using Xamarin might be like sleeping with your cousin... except I'll need to do some research to be sure.

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          ... and that's how the fight started. :-D

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

            By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:

            The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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            Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:

            Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose

            IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:

            There was a little girl
            And she had a little curl
            Right in the middle of her forehead
            And when she was good
            She was very, very, good
            But when she was bad
            She was horrid

            Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:

            Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!

            Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            • C CodeWraith

              Valium, Chloroform, Phenol...

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Then see Alice .

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              • D Daniel Pfeffer

                Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:

                Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose

                IOW, it's like the children's rhyme:

                There was a little girl
                And she had a little curl
                Right in the middle of her forehead
                And when she was good
                She was very, very, good
                But when she was bad
                She was horrid

                Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:

                Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose!

                Any married man will tell you that there are times when you need to cut your losses, and make a grovelling apology. This sounds like one of those...

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful

                  Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  theoldfool
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                  Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

                  If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I preferred this version: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good She was very, very, good But when she was bad She was wonderful

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    That wasn't the version I learnt as a child... :)

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                    • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

                      By saying that it is just like you. Upon inquiry, I elaborated stating that, she is really helpful and handy, like when things are going good, they are amazing. But, if something goes wrong, hell breaks loose. Since then, I am trying to explain my intentions and reasons for such a statement, hell did break loose! :laugh:

                      The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                      Dontcha just hate it when you open your mouth and the words just tumble out, and even as you say 'em, you can hear yourself and something is scream "HEY IDIOT STOP SPEAKING" - but you don't...and you end up here. Like word vomit or something...

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