Unattached Guys
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago? Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You. This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container. So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?" The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB
The wise single man has long abandoned dreams of nubile infested hot-tubs. He has simply discovered that when he says something and there isn't a woman there to hear him, he's not automatically wrong.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago? Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You. This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container. So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?" The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB
GenJerDan wrote:
and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
If your wife really loves you she'll let you. And if you married the right one, she'll join you :) Anyway, I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now :cool:
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago? Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You. This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container. So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?" The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago? Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You. This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container. So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?" The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB
Sander has it right. I'm inept at meeting women, but my wife is great at it and helps me get more women than I ever had when single.
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Sander has it right. I'm inept at meeting women, but my wife is great at it and helps me get more women than I ever had when single.
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago? Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You. This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container. So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life. Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?" The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB
Weirdly, since I got married I have many more naked international fashion models after me than before. ...or, at least, many fairly attractive fully clothed women appear to be expressing an interest in me - they start conversations with me or compliment me on my clothing or red hair (not so much these days since its gone grey) or something. :cool: Being married, I, of course, rebuff these offers with aplomb but still... :sigh:
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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GenJerDan wrote:
and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
If your wife really loves you she'll let you. And if you married the right one, she'll join you :) Anyway, I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now :cool:
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
Sander Rossel wrote:
I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now
Lies like this attract immigrants to Netherlands. :laugh:
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
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The wise single man has long abandoned dreams of nubile infested hot-tubs. He has simply discovered that when he says something and there isn't a woman there to hear him, he's not automatically wrong.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
As I inform (warn) all grooms at their wedding, including my son, "We're all Al Bundy"[^]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Weirdly, since I got married I have many more naked international fashion models after me than before. ...or, at least, many fairly attractive fully clothed women appear to be expressing an interest in me - they start conversations with me or compliment me on my clothing or red hair (not so much these days since its gone grey) or something. :cool: Being married, I, of course, rebuff these offers with aplomb but still... :sigh:
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
I'm lucky, no matter what I do, I never reduce the number of naked international fashion models surrounding me. So far, that number has held steadily at zero. I've never experienced even the slightest reduction :)
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GenJerDan wrote:
and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
If your wife really loves you she'll let you. And if you married the right one, she'll join you :) Anyway, I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now :cool:
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
If you married the right one, you wouldn't care about the models.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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If you married the right one, you wouldn't care about the models.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
You're right Jörgen, not all men are like that. You're a good husband and a valued CP member :thumbsup: I know she's reading over your shoulder. Us men ALWAYS care about the models, but we won't let the wives know! ;p
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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You're right Jörgen, not all men are like that. You're a good husband and a valued CP member :thumbsup: I know she's reading over your shoulder. Us men ALWAYS care about the models, but we won't let the wives know! ;p
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
Um, yes, definitely.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
