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The End of the World is Nigh!

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  • C CodeWraith

    So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    Quote:

    I love the smell of napalm cordite in the morning

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Sander Rossel
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      Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D

      Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Nelek
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        I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).

        M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D

          Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Good idea! I'm a bit busy, though, so I've pencilled it in for 17:00 on Friday.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • N Nelek

            I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).

            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            I'm beginning to think that I should have paid attention to at least one of the Disaster Recovery presentations I've slept through at about 187 companies*. * And I wrote and presented a good dozen of them!

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • C CodeWraith

              Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              Daniel Pfeffer
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              CodeWraith wrote:

              Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...

              "The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              • D Daniel Pfeffer

                CodeWraith wrote:

                Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...

                "The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                CodeWraith
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                Nah. Don't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say[^].

                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  Junkie can't get his fix. :java:

                  Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    8. Chew, gag, and spit.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Forogar
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                    Chew, gag, and spit.

                    :java:I see you've had this style of coffee before!

                    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      CodeWraith wrote:

                      7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts.

                      Your Boy Scouts have rifles? If Baden-Powell were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      PIEBALDconsult
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                      This is my weapon...

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