The End of the World is Nigh!
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
That's punishment for not owning also a moka pot. Even in most offices there is someone who has its own + electric stove (or the new combo units). I have a capsule machine at home but I have also a moka at hand and at least 2 spares (mostly gifts from relatives but still...).
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I hate to say this, but you're doomed. Drop us a message when you reach the other side and let us know if there's coffee.
BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!
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Quite tame[^], actually.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Paper towel and a strainer. Or simply pour coffee powder into pot of hot water, stir and wait until it settled before serving.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -
If you have any plastic device, like a PVC tube, somewhere in the house, and a bit of tape, it will do perfectly as a coffee filter holder.
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Quote:
I love the smell of napalm cordite in the morning
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
Good idea! I'm a bit busy, though, so I've pencilled it in for 17:00 on Friday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
I'm beginning to think that I should have paid attention to at least one of the Disaster Recovery presentations I've slept through at about 187 companies*. * And I wrote and presented a good dozen of them!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...
"The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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CodeWraith wrote:
Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...
"The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Nah. Don't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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8. Chew, gag, and spit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CodeWraith wrote:
7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts.
Your Boy Scouts have rifles? If Baden-Powell were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
This is my weapon...
