The End of the World is Nigh!
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
1, Campfire 2. Clean out empty tin can 3. Boil water 4. Throw coffee powder into hot water. 5. Wait a minute- 6. Give everyone in your squad a share. 7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts. Don't forget to set up a defensive paerimeter during the ceremony, bury all remains like the ashes of the campfire and then move out for another fun day in the woods. Give them hell. Even I know that and I am no addict of that stuff at all. Better than leading a team of unhappy boyscouts the whole day. .
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Make the coffee Turkish-style: 0. Open the packet of grounds (or the capsule) 1. Pour the grounds into your mug 2. Boil the kettle (or boil water in a saucepan...) 3. As soon as the water boils, pour it over the grounds 4. Stir, and leave the grounds to settle 5. Add sugar / sweetener, if needed, stir again, and leave the grounds to settle 6. Drink, leaving the last bit with the grounds It may not be what you're used to, but it'll give you your caffeine fix.
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8. Chew, gag, and spit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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1, Campfire 2. Clean out empty tin can 3. Boil water 4. Throw coffee powder into hot water. 5. Wait a minute- 6. Give everyone in your squad a share. 7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts. Don't forget to set up a defensive paerimeter during the ceremony, bury all remains like the ashes of the campfire and then move out for another fun day in the woods. Give them hell. Even I know that and I am no addict of that stuff at all. Better than leading a team of unhappy boyscouts the whole day. .
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts.
Your Boy Scouts have rifles? If Baden-Powell were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Get yourself to the garage, and with common household tools and materials, follow the instructions in this video: Making An Espresso ... Pot![^] The video is only half an hour, so it won't take you long.
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Love that guy's videos, but I only have woodworking machines. However, you did remind me that I have three espresso pots -- so I dug out the biggest one and put it to good use! Cheers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CodeWraith wrote:
7 Kick all who want to lay aside their rifle or equipment a kick into the rear parts.
Your Boy Scouts have rifles? If Baden-Powell were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Your Boy Scouts have rifles?
Yes. That particular branch of the boyscouts calls itself Luftwaffe. Usually they had air defense missiles to play with, but once in a while we had a field day and played infantery.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
Your Boy Scouts have rifles?
Yes. That particular branch of the boyscouts calls itself Luftwaffe. Usually they had air defense missiles to play with, but once in a while we had a field day and played infantery.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I dread to think what insignia they have on their woggles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Love that guy's videos, but I only have woodworking machines. However, you did remind me that I have three espresso pots -- so I dug out the biggest one and put it to good use! Cheers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I have no metalworking equipment at all, but he is just brilliant! He knows what he is doing, explains it well, does the video and post production superbly. He is a shining example of "how to make a tutorial video" unlike 99.999% of the software ones out there. Who wants to watch you type, correct, correct again, forget the names, say "um" and "er" for twenty minutes, ... and end up with "hello world"? I am soooo tempted to buy a TIG welder, even though I have no metal to melt together ... :laugh:
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I dread to think what insignia they have on their woggles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Quite tame[^], actually.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
That's punishment for not owning also a moka pot. Even in most offices there is someone who has its own + electric stove (or the new combo units). I have a capsule machine at home but I have also a moka at hand and at least 2 spares (mostly gifts from relatives but still...).
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I hate to say this, but you're doomed. Drop us a message when you reach the other side and let us know if there's coffee.
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Quite tame[^], actually.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Paper towel and a strainer. Or simply pour coffee powder into pot of hot water, stir and wait until it settled before serving.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -
If you have any plastic device, like a PVC tube, somewhere in the house, and a bit of tape, it will do perfectly as a coffee filter holder.
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I love the smell of napalm cordite in the morning
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D
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My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
