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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Love that guy's videos, but I only have woodworking machines. However, you did remind me that I have three espresso pots -- so I dug out the biggest one and put it to good use! Cheers!

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    OriginalGriff
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    I have no metalworking equipment at all, but he is just brilliant! He knows what he is doing, explains it well, does the video and post production superbly. He is a shining example of "how to make a tutorial video" unlike 99.999% of the software ones out there. Who wants to watch you type, correct, correct again, forget the names, say "um" and "er" for twenty minutes, ... and end up with "hello world"? I am soooo tempted to buy a TIG welder, even though I have no metal to melt together ... :laugh:

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      I dread to think what insignia they have on their woggles.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      CodeWraith
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      Quite tame[^], actually.

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        den2k88
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        That's punishment for not owning also a moka pot. Even in most offices there is someone who has its own + electric stove (or the new combo units). I have a capsule machine at home but I have also a moka at hand and at least 2 spares (mostly gifts from relatives but still...).

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Power Puff Boy
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          I hate to say this, but you're doomed. Drop us a message when you reach the other side and let us know if there's coffee.

          BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!

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            Quite tame[^], actually.

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Jorgen Andersson
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              Paper towel and a strainer. Or simply pour coffee powder into pot of hot water, stir and wait until it settled before serving.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Rage
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                Mark_Wallace wrote:

                sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -

                If you have any plastic device, like a PVC tube, somewhere in the house, and a bit of tape, it will do perfectly as a coffee filter holder.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Buy a kettle and a cafetiere; not much to go wrong with either of them.

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                    Looks like paper airplanes. :doh:

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    CodeWraith
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                    Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                      Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)

                      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                      I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                        I was halfway there, I spent my service in a flak-radar. :-)

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                        CodeWraith
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                        So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)

                        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                          So it's you who is responsible for this musty, muddy smell? :-)

                          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Quote:

                          I love the smell of napalm cordite in the morning

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D

                            Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Nelek
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                              I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                Delete a production database. Believe me, that will wake you up good :D

                                Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Good idea! I'm a bit busy, though, so I've pencilled it in for 17:00 on Friday.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  I recommend you to get an italian espresso machine as a spare. Something similar to (first hit in a quick google search, no publicity of the product intended at all): Monix Vitro Express Mokkakannen für 3 Tassen, Aluminium, Edelstahl,: Amazon.de: Küche & Haushalt[^] They are pretty robust. I have one over 15 years (one / two uses a day several times a week) and still working fine. No running out of paper filters and you might use whatever heat source you find (only exception are the "new" induction fields).

                                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  I'm beginning to think that I should have paid attention to at least one of the Disaster Recovery presentations I've slept through at about 187 companies*. * And I wrote and presented a good dozen of them!

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Not understanding such a simple abstraction would have been a sure way to end up with the infantry grunts. :-)

                                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                    CodeWraith wrote:

                                    Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...

                                    "The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)

                                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                      CodeWraith wrote:

                                      Not understanding such a simple abstraction ...

                                      "The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is a missile up its a*se!" (It probably sounds better in German)

                                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                      CodeWraith
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                                      Nah. Don't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say[^].

                                      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        My coffee machine is broken, and it's 6:25 in the morning, so there's nowhere I can buy a new one! And I live in forest/arable country, so there are no coffee shops local places to get take-away coffee! My only consolation is that I can say "I told you so!" to the missus, who, despite my protests, threw away the "sit on top of the cup" coffee-filter holder -- but that doesn't get me coffee!

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        ZurdoDev
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                                        Junkie can't get his fix. :java:

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          8. Chew, gag, and spit.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Quote:

                                          Chew, gag, and spit.

                                          :java:I see you've had this style of coffee before!

                                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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