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It's a very bad time to close the soapbox.

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  • L Lost User

    Where can I buy a ploughshare? I might need a sword before telling SWMBO to be grateful.

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    Chris C B
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    Sword not necessary - just grow a bigger pair, I mean, really, really big, and all will be well. :laugh:

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    • Z ZurdoDev

      Maybe Chris meant the end of August 2050?

      Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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      Chris C B
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      It'll be worse by then, and Trump will still be president for life. That's how dictatorships work.

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        It'll be worse by then, and Trump will still be president for life. That's how dictatorships work.

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        ZurdoDev
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        Chris C-B wrote:

        Trump will still be president for life. That's how dictatorships work.

        Good point. I guess he is a dictator.

        Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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        • C Chris C B

          Sword not necessary - just grow a bigger pair, I mean, really, really big, and all will be well. :laugh:

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          Lost User
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          Ooh, saucy! :laugh: :laugh:

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          • Z ZurdoDev

            Maybe Chris meant the end of August 2050?

            Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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            Forogar
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            A bit like Brexit "hard" completion dates?

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            • C Chris C B

              Just look at the world around you. If you're not living in a dictatorship. you're probably living in a democracy where the electorate is over-subscribed by left-wing wimps who want to love everybody, millennials who don't want to work, snowflakes who are too precious for words, gender-fluid people who think gender is a non-biological choice, and green warriors who are going to take away your 'planes, cars, meat and eventually, everything that wasn't around in the stone age and before man learnt to light a fire. The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out. Without the soapbox, how can we, the intelligentsia, the cognoscenti, perhaps even the illuminati, guide our fellow man in the ways of righteousness? Who will tell the men to grow a pair, and the women to be grateful? Who will show them how to beat ploughshares into swords? No one, that's who, no one, without the soapbox. No, I fear we will not be able to stop the inevitable war, where mankind finally exterminates itself - just because of the lack of a soapbox. I despair.

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              dandy72
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              Chris C-B wrote:

              The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out.

              Ok. But are these the discussions you see in the soapbox? :-)

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                Just look at the world around you. If you're not living in a dictatorship. you're probably living in a democracy where the electorate is over-subscribed by left-wing wimps who want to love everybody, millennials who don't want to work, snowflakes who are too precious for words, gender-fluid people who think gender is a non-biological choice, and green warriors who are going to take away your 'planes, cars, meat and eventually, everything that wasn't around in the stone age and before man learnt to light a fire. The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out. Without the soapbox, how can we, the intelligentsia, the cognoscenti, perhaps even the illuminati, guide our fellow man in the ways of righteousness? Who will tell the men to grow a pair, and the women to be grateful? Who will show them how to beat ploughshares into swords? No one, that's who, no one, without the soapbox. No, I fear we will not be able to stop the inevitable war, where mankind finally exterminates itself - just because of the lack of a soapbox. I despair.

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                Chris Losinger
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                You should probably just hide under your bed and avoid all those icky people who don't think exactly like you do, snowflake.

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                  ORANGE MAN BAD

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                  dandy72
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                  [No Agenda](http://www.noagendashow.com/) listener, or is the meme more widespread?

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                  • C Chris Losinger

                    You should probably just hide under your bed and avoid all those icky people who don't think exactly like you do, snowflake.

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                    Chris C B
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                    Do I perceive a sense of humour failure? I do believe I do! :-\

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                    • C Chris C B

                      Do I perceive a sense of humour failure? I do believe I do! :-\

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                      Chris Losinger
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                      Chris C-B wrote:

                      Do I perceive a sense of humour failure?

                      Seems unlikely. Get back under your bed and cower. There's a liberal out there who doesn't agree with you!

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                      • D dandy72

                        Chris C-B wrote:

                        The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out.

                        Ok. But are these the discussions you see in the soapbox? :-)

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                        Chris C B
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                        Er… Um... maybe.. perhaps not - let me think on it. I'll get back to you on it. In September. :laugh:

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                        • C Chris C B

                          Just look at the world around you. If you're not living in a dictatorship. you're probably living in a democracy where the electorate is over-subscribed by left-wing wimps who want to love everybody, millennials who don't want to work, snowflakes who are too precious for words, gender-fluid people who think gender is a non-biological choice, and green warriors who are going to take away your 'planes, cars, meat and eventually, everything that wasn't around in the stone age and before man learnt to light a fire. The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out. Without the soapbox, how can we, the intelligentsia, the cognoscenti, perhaps even the illuminati, guide our fellow man in the ways of righteousness? Who will tell the men to grow a pair, and the women to be grateful? Who will show them how to beat ploughshares into swords? No one, that's who, no one, without the soapbox. No, I fear we will not be able to stop the inevitable war, where mankind finally exterminates itself - just because of the lack of a soapbox. I despair.

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                          GuyThiebaut
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                          Chris C-B wrote:

                          left-wing wimps who want to love everybody

                          unless you are a heterosexual white male with fairly conservative views in which case they want to destroy you.

                          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                          ― Christopher Hitchens

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                          • C Chris C B

                            Just look at the world around you. If you're not living in a dictatorship. you're probably living in a democracy where the electorate is over-subscribed by left-wing wimps who want to love everybody, millennials who don't want to work, snowflakes who are too precious for words, gender-fluid people who think gender is a non-biological choice, and green warriors who are going to take away your 'planes, cars, meat and eventually, everything that wasn't around in the stone age and before man learnt to light a fire. The world is going soft, and it needs our colossal intellect to sort it out. Without the soapbox, how can we, the intelligentsia, the cognoscenti, perhaps even the illuminati, guide our fellow man in the ways of righteousness? Who will tell the men to grow a pair, and the women to be grateful? Who will show them how to beat ploughshares into swords? No one, that's who, no one, without the soapbox. No, I fear we will not be able to stop the inevitable war, where mankind finally exterminates itself - just because of the lack of a soapbox. I despair.

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            The answer to all your questions - and all questions you may ever have - has been here all along. I am the light - the way - you need but follow me! As a member of my blind following, you receive the benefit of certainty in all things.

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            • C Chris C B

                              It'll be worse by then, and Trump will still be president for life. That's how dictatorships work.

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Chris C-B wrote:

                              Trump will still be president for life.

                              Don't be rediculous He'll turn the whole thing over to Putin in exchange for "the videos"

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              • W W Balboos GHB

                                The answer to all your questions - and all questions you may ever have - has been here all along. I am the light - the way - you need but follow me! As a member of my blind following, you receive the benefit of certainty in all things.

                                Ravings en masse^

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                Nelek
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                                W∴ Balboos wrote:

                                The answer to all your questions - and all questions you may ever have - has been here all along. I am the light - the way - you need but follow me! 42

                                FTFY

                                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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