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OriginalGriff

Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?

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DRHuff

He is working his way up!

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Lost User

interesting topic ... and what was it that was discussed earlier? ahh, curry. seems like evil OG's out and about today.

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jeron1

He used to have a nice pair of gloves, but he rectum.

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littleGreenDude

Did the world's 2nd greatest Proctologist do a half a$$ job? Is a Proctologist in a baseball cap an a$$ hat? Is a Proctologist at the butt of every joke? Are all Proctologists named Ben Dover? :wtf:

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W Balboos GHB

This may be a bit cheeky, but surely the code for the seat of their hole-y wisdom can be cracked!

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Herman T Instance

He might have written it in his diar(hea)/(y)

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W Balboos GHB

We knew we could colon you to examine this.

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PIEBALDconsult

A Proctologist goes into a bar, he orders two fingers of whiskey.

Jorgen Andersson

Stevie wonder walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mike Hankey

He's got a finger up on the competition.

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DRHuff

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this - some kind of a joke?"

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michaelbarb

Is an MST (Master Science in Taxation) similar? This is a real degree and pays graduates well.

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Daniel Pfeffer

What do proctologists and archers have in common? They both practice at the butts.

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Graeme Henderson

A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman to give her one. So he does.

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