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Microsoft announces Azure Quantum BlockChain TypeScript Blazor 365 preview

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  • B BillWoodruff

    Tomorrow: early adopters are already singing hosannas, thanks to free hardware, and swag, they received. It's being trumpeted by industry rags, like InfoWorld (who have not received free hardware, yet, but, are praying for at least the t-shirt), as the first "no-code" solution to a class of "critical business decision process modeling issues" no one has even thought of, yet. Asked about pricing at the news conference, a senior MS exec, who appeared, anonymously, behind a dark screen, replied: "... are you kidding ? this is priceless !"

    «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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    I think you be kidding... SHOW ME THE ICONS !!! THE NEW ONES !!!

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    • B BillWoodruff

      Tomorrow: early adopters are already singing hosannas, thanks to free hardware, and swag, they received. It's being trumpeted by industry rags, like InfoWorld (who have not received free hardware, yet, but, are praying for at least the t-shirt), as the first "no-code" solution to a class of "critical business decision process modeling issues" no one has even thought of, yet. Asked about pricing at the news conference, a senior MS exec, who appeared, anonymously, behind a dark screen, replied: "... are you kidding ? this is priceless !"

      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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      Amarnath S
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      I was wondering what can be the longest phrase made of buzzwords, and this title seems to be a possible candidate. Azure ... Quantum ... BlockChain ... TypeScript ... Blazor ... 365 :laugh:

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Is that the Enterprise or Community edition?

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Unsubstantiated rumors suggest it is Corporate only, with a US $1 million minimum yearly subscription. However, that subscription includes an MS employee on-site who has certificates in Keto Diet, and yoga, and a 25-gallon Kool Aid dispenser.

        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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        • B BillWoodruff

          Unsubstantiated rumors suggest it is Corporate only, with a US $1 million minimum yearly subscription. However, that subscription includes an MS employee on-site who has certificates in Keto Diet, and yoga, and a 25-gallon Kool Aid dispenser.

          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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          OriginalGriff
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          Does he bring his own desk and chair? Because if not, he's timesharing with the cat for the litter tray.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • A Amarnath S

            I was wondering what can be the longest phrase made of buzzwords, and this title seems to be a possible candidate. Azure ... Quantum ... BlockChain ... TypeScript ... Blazor ... 365 :laugh:

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            You mean Bill wasn't joking?

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            • B BillWoodruff

              Tomorrow: early adopters are already singing hosannas, thanks to free hardware, and swag, they received. It's being trumpeted by industry rags, like InfoWorld (who have not received free hardware, yet, but, are praying for at least the t-shirt), as the first "no-code" solution to a class of "critical business decision process modeling issues" no one has even thought of, yet. Asked about pricing at the news conference, a senior MS exec, who appeared, anonymously, behind a dark screen, replied: "... are you kidding ? this is priceless !"

              «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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              Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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              Honestly, I don't even take these tech-sites seriously anymore.

              The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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              • D dandy72

                You mean Bill wasn't joking?

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                Amarnath S
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                Not to complain or blame, but I find Bill's English usage quite Shakespearean, and difficult to understand, given that my native language is not English.

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                • B BillWoodruff

                  Tomorrow: early adopters are already singing hosannas, thanks to free hardware, and swag, they received. It's being trumpeted by industry rags, like InfoWorld (who have not received free hardware, yet, but, are praying for at least the t-shirt), as the first "no-code" solution to a class of "critical business decision process modeling issues" no one has even thought of, yet. Asked about pricing at the news conference, a senior MS exec, who appeared, anonymously, behind a dark screen, replied: "... are you kidding ? this is priceless !"

                  «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                  Customer spec Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Venis mecha. Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Venis mecha. Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Venis mecha. Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Venis mecha. Java Developer:

                  string chant="nagila";
                  for (int s=0;s++;s<2) {
                  for (int h=0;h++;h<3) {
                  std.out("Hava " + chant);
                  }
                  std.out("Venis mecha");
                  chant="neranena";
                  }

                  C# Jr. Developer

                  List times = new List() {1,2,3};
                  string chant = "nagila";
                  times.ForEach(s => Console.WriteLine("Hava" + chant));
                  string chant = "neranena";
                  times.ForEach(s => Console.WriteLine("Hava" + chant));

                  C# Sr. Developer

                  List times = new List() {1,2,3};
                  List chants = new List {"nagila", "neranena"};

                  chants.ForEach(s => times.ForEach(f => Console.Write("Hava" + s)));

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                  • U User 2893688

                    Customer spec Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Venis mecha. Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Venis mecha. Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Venis mecha. Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Hava neranena, Venis mecha. Java Developer:

                    string chant="nagila";
                    for (int s=0;s++;s<2) {
                    for (int h=0;h++;h<3) {
                    std.out("Hava " + chant);
                    }
                    std.out("Venis mecha");
                    chant="neranena";
                    }

                    C# Jr. Developer

                    List times = new List() {1,2,3};
                    string chant = "nagila";
                    times.ForEach(s => Console.WriteLine("Hava" + chant));
                    string chant = "neranena";
                    times.ForEach(s => Console.WriteLine("Hava" + chant));

                    C# Sr. Developer

                    List times = new List() {1,2,3};
                    List chants = new List {"nagila", "neranena"};

                    chants.ForEach(s => times.ForEach(f => Console.Write("Hava" + s)));

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                    C# developer made psychotic by over-use of Linq:

                    var hava = Enumerable.Repeat
                    (Enumerable.Repeat("Hava negila,", 3)
                    .Append("Venis mecha.")
                    .Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Hava neranena,", 3)
                    .Append("Venis mecha.")), 2)
                    .SelectMany(g => g);

                    Sane C# developer: uses a StringBuilder

                    «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                    • A Amarnath S

                      Not to complain or blame, but I find Bill's English usage quite Shakespearean, and difficult to understand, given that my native language is not English.

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                      BillWoodruff
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                      Namaste, Amarnath-ji, Yes: on the Lounge, I am often reporting from "andher nagree chauput raja," however, I hope my writing on QA, or, elsewhere, is lucid, and I will appreciate your telling me if it is not clear. cheers, Bill

                      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                      • B BillWoodruff

                        Namaste, Amarnath-ji, Yes: on the Lounge, I am often reporting from "andher nagree chauput raja," however, I hope my writing on QA, or, elsewhere, is lucid, and I will appreciate your telling me if it is not clear. cheers, Bill

                        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                        Amarnath S
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                        Thank you sir. Please don't mistake me; my English is quite poor indeed.

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                        • A Amarnath S

                          Thank you sir. Please don't mistake me; my English is quite poor indeed.

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                          BillWoodruff
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                          Your English is certainly better than my Hindi-Urdu :-D

                          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                          • B BillWoodruff

                            Your English is certainly better than my Hindi-Urdu :-D

                            «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                            My Hindi-Urdu is also not good. I am from the South of India, and speak/read/write/listen to Kannada. Also, am quite OK in Sanskrit.

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