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  • H honey the codewitch

    reminds me of "window manager"

    Real programmers use butterflies

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    Mark_Wallace
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    I always pictured someone in a black uniform, shouting "I'm in charge!"

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Jon McKee
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      Hm, hadn't considered that one before :laugh: My favorite has traditionally been "constant variable."

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        It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Lost User
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        Given that the screen is generally close to vertical while working, the term "Desktop" is the real anomaly.

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          Given that the screen is generally close to vertical while working, the term "Desktop" is the real anomaly.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Ah, but it's horizontal, in the computer's memory, and is just projected onto a near-vertical surface -- otherwise, everything would fall to the bottom.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Ah, but it's horizontal, in the computer's memory, and is just projected onto a near-vertical surface -- otherwise, everything would fall to the bottom.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            :laugh:

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              It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              maze3
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              😟 i am trying to understand what you mean? For me all i see is that the desktop term comes from digitising the physical desk. Trach can, draws, folders. As for for Desktop wallpaper I imagine when the developer working in a cubical, where you could stick things to vertical surfaces. I've only ever worked in "open" work places, because as a developer I want more noise 🤷‍♂️

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                lopatir wrote:

                should be possible to find a table cloth (paper ones too) that'll fit your desk

                But, Shirley, if I have to use wallpaper on my desktop, then I'll have to put any tablecloths on the wall.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                kalberts
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                And remember that if you mix up wallpaper paste and K-Y, your wallpaper might fall off the walls.

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                  And remember that if you mix up wallpaper paste and K-Y, your wallpaper might fall off the walls.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Member 7989122 wrote:

                  if you mix up wallpaper paste and K-Y, your wallpaper might fall off the walls.

                  So why waste money on the paste?  Just use K-Y on its own.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • M maze3

                    😟 i am trying to understand what you mean? For me all i see is that the desktop term comes from digitising the physical desk. Trach can, draws, folders. As for for Desktop wallpaper I imagine when the developer working in a cubical, where you could stick things to vertical surfaces. I've only ever worked in "open" work places, because as a developer I want more noise 🤷‍♂️

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Do you have a real, physical desk? How did its makers finish its top?

                    a: with varnish or lacquer? b: with melamine? c: with Fablon? d: with Formica? e: with 1mm, 1.2mm, or 1.5mm wood laminate? f: with wallpaper?

                    If they went for f, it's probably best not to buy furniture from them again.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Cp-Coder wrote:

                      I have yet to find someone who got wiser with age

                      Nonsense![^]

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      My dad got smarter as I got older . . . not sure I did

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                      • C Cp Coder

                        Smarter? Yes, that is possible, but I have yet to find someone who got wiser with age. :sigh:

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                        Kirk 10389821
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                        So, when you were 3 years old, you were as wise as you were at 16? As wise at 16 as you were at 20, and your wisdom level is still that of a 3 year old or lower? Consider that part of wisdom comes from acknowledging what you DO NOT know, and the experience of surprises... I am surprised you feel you have gotten no wiser since you were 3. And nobody else, in general, does either... This is not to attack you... But to challenge the assertion and prove the assertion is wrong. I sincerely DOUBT you are barely equally as wise as you were on any 5 yr interval going back. My father may not be as bright as I am (LOL), but I admit he is wiser in many ways, mostly from his life experiences. And yet, in some areas, not chance... He's far to trusting of others!

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                          It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Kirk 10389821
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                          Okay, but it's a Virtual Desktop, held vertically. So, you could call it a "covering" or "tablecloth", or "runner"... But wallpaper meant the right thing to me. Now, Dragging a diskette to a garbage can to EJECT... That's CRAZY! :laugh:

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                            Smarter? Yes, that is possible, but I have yet to find someone who got wiser with age. :sigh:

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                            As people get old they talk less, which can be a good imitation of wisdom. ;)

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                              Okay, but it's a Virtual Desktop, held vertically. So, you could call it a "covering" or "tablecloth", or "runner"... But wallpaper meant the right thing to me. Now, Dragging a diskette to a garbage can to EJECT... That's CRAZY! :laugh:

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                              Kirk 10389821 wrote:

                              Okay, but it's a Virtual Desktop, held vertically.

                              We've already covered that[^]. The actual desktop is horizontal, but is projected onto a vertical screen, which is why CRT monitors were so big. Nowadays, projection software is vastly improved, so monitors can be much slimmer.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                StatementTerminator
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                                This have given me an idea for an unmixed-metaphor GUI. It will have a desktop, but it will be covered by a proper blotter. The mouse pointer will of course be replaced by a nib, which will need to be periodically dipped into the inkwell at the bottom right of the screen to keep it working (fountain pen upgrades available in the app store). To save a document, you of course turn it over and press it to the blotter. If you want to send an email the pneumatic tubes are there for you on the right, and if you want to open a chat session there's a teletype to your left. There will be no windows, because as everyone knows if you want work to get done you put people in a room with no windows. This is golden, I should pitch it to VC guys. A decade ago this would have been enough to get to an IPO.

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                                  This have given me an idea for an unmixed-metaphor GUI. It will have a desktop, but it will be covered by a proper blotter. The mouse pointer will of course be replaced by a nib, which will need to be periodically dipped into the inkwell at the bottom right of the screen to keep it working (fountain pen upgrades available in the app store). To save a document, you of course turn it over and press it to the blotter. If you want to send an email the pneumatic tubes are there for you on the right, and if you want to open a chat session there's a teletype to your left. There will be no windows, because as everyone knows if you want work to get done you put people in a room with no windows. This is golden, I should pitch it to VC guys. A decade ago this would have been enough to get to an IPO.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. - YouTube[^]

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Robert Not The Pirate
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                                    I don't believe in wallpaper, I just have paint. :laugh:

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                                      I don't believe in wallpaper, I just have paint. :laugh:

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Yes, whitewashing has become very popular, in the past few years.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        It's only just dawned on me that that phrase makes no sense at all. I can't blame my not noticing before on my getting older, because it was in use when I was a lot younger -- but spotting it now could be a sign that I'm getting smarter.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        DerekT P
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                                        Surely, it should be Curtains for Windows? Apart from the pun, it is actually quite a good analogy - when the curtain(s) across, you can't see the windows...

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