Pets: who has what?

[OriginalGriff]

Thanks because you got the old fashioned "static" version. You should upgrade to USB: USB Pet Rock[^]

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[OriginalGriff]

Burn the house down. Burn it with fire.

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[ZurdoDev]

Chris Quinn wrote:

Because they don't feed me!

The pig should as soon as it is big enough. ;)

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Or a Tamagotchi. :rolleyes:

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[Jorgen Andersson]

I grew up with both cats and dogs. (and an old fashioned small scale farmer as a neighbor) Now I have none, for logistical reasons. But I have two children, and I can assure you dogs are easier to train.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

[Lost User]

Two of them: Landseer (dog) - Wikipedia[^] and two cats.

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[stoneyowl2]

I have two pugs a he and a she - both over 14 years old. ( although my sister always wonders why we call them 'fixed' when they are obviously broken)

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long

[CodeWraith]

GenJerDan wrote:

Adam and Eva

Why not Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

[PIEBALDconsult]

No.

[trønderen]

So if you've got a few cows, twenty sheep and fifty hens, then you are their pet?

[Greg Utas]

Or Troilus and Cressida.

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[Hooga Booga]

A dog (spaniel) A cat (generic short-haired domestic) A bird (conure with special needs)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

[Forogar]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. We have a Bichon Frise (think poodle with shorter legs). She thinks and acts like a male dog, a very stubborn and stand-offish male dog - but my wife still loves her. We call her "a mostly good dog".

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[jeron1]

A black labradoodle, a great dog.

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[kmoorevs]

We have a Blonde Cocker Spaniel named Bogey...best dog we've ever owned with one exception...not so great with small kids. (he snapped at my 16 m/o grandson last weekend...can't handle being beat on) :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[GenJerDan]

My son named them when he was 5. They were the new cats, after my other two died (at 13 years): Pyanfar and Scheherazade.

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[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly... Plan to bring in a dog. Also feed some 3-4 cats living under our house, but those not really belong to no-one...

"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

[Greg Utas]

Very allergic to cats, and also allergic to dogs. In the market for a Komodo dragon. :laugh:

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[Johnny J]

3 cats! :-D

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[Johnny J]

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly...

So how many kids do you have now? :confused:

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