Pets: who has what?

[CodeWraith]

GenJerDan wrote:

Adam and Eva

Why not Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

[PIEBALDconsult]

No.

[trønderen]

So if you've got a few cows, twenty sheep and fifty hens, then you are their pet?

[Hooga Booga]

A dog (spaniel) A cat (generic short-haired domestic) A bird (conure with special needs)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

[Greg Utas]

Or Troilus and Cressida.

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The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

[Forogar]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. We have a Bichon Frise (think poodle with shorter legs). She thinks and acts like a male dog, a very stubborn and stand-offish male dog - but my wife still loves her. We call her "a mostly good dog".

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[jeron1]

A black labradoodle, a great dog.

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[kmoorevs]

We have a Blonde Cocker Spaniel named Bogey...best dog we've ever owned with one exception...not so great with small kids. (he snapped at my 16 m/o grandson last weekend...can't handle being beat on) :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[GenJerDan]

My son named them when he was 5. They were the new cats, after my other two died (at 13 years): Pyanfar and Scheherazade.

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[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly... Plan to bring in a dog. Also feed some 3-4 cats living under our house, but those not really belong to no-one...

"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

[Greg Utas]

Very allergic to cats, and also allergic to dogs. In the market for a Komodo dragon. :laugh:

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[Johnny J]

3 cats! :-D

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[Rick York]

We have four dogs and a cat. The dogs are two Rhodesian Ridgebacks and two miniature wire-haired Dachshunds. We also have five acres for them to run around and dig in. Things are rather interesting around here with them. The Ridgebacks are the gigantic African-type and are really, really smart. They all are really, except the male Dachshund. He's not so bright but he is also the most tenacious hunter I have ever seen.

"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

[Johnny J]

Go for an anaconda instead. It'll give you a nice big hug when you come home tired from work! :)

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[Johnny J]

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

I left with a pair of parrots and four kids. Had more but died out slowly...

So how many kids do you have now? :confused:

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[pkfox]

Alcohol :)

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[Johnny J]

Best pet ever! :thumbsup:

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Pet Bottles?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

[jeron1]

Come here Ethyl! Good girl!

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[W Balboos GHB]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'm broadminded and don't mind dogs but prefer the good looking babes.

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