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  • R RickZeeland

    And what about:

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    Humnipotent Management Techniques

    Humnipotent | San Diego HR Consultant | Human Resources | Nina Woodard[^] :-\

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    Marc Clifton
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    She has a point - "employees don't leave their company, they leave their supervisor." That has always been the case for me.

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      Bro, do you even authoritatively provide access to performance based services and dramatically conceptualize robust deliverables? :rolleyes:

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      Marc Clifton
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      Sander Rossel wrote:

      do you even authoritatively provide access to performance based services and dramatically conceptualize robust deliverables?

      Depends on which ex-gf you talk to. ;)

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      • M Marc Clifton

        In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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        Lost User
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        And you all have to wear funny hats and be OK with it.

        It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it. ― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food

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        • M Marc Clifton

          In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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          obermd
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          I actually yelled Bingo in a staff meeting where the VP had been talking for about 15 minutes. I think in that time he hit every single word on my "card".

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            I actually yelled Bingo in a staff meeting where the VP had been talking for about 15 minutes. I think in that time he hit every single word on my "card".

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            Greg Utas
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            Do you still have your brass pair? :laugh:

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            • S Slacker007

              dynamics shifting sands climate and change - same sentence strategic - at least they did not use strategery. trust-building high-performance results - George Carlin would have a field day with that one. fabric baked leveraged competitive posture - versus slouching in your chair human capital people policy Wow! that was funny.

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              honey the codewitch
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              leveraged = the nineties euphemism for "stole". That one's a little dated.

              Real programmers use butterflies

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              • M Marc Clifton

                In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                willichan
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                In summary, the program will be 60-minutes long. Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.

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                • S Slacker007

                  dynamics shifting sands climate and change - same sentence strategic - at least they did not use strategery. trust-building high-performance results - George Carlin would have a field day with that one. fabric baked leveraged competitive posture - versus slouching in your chair human capital people policy Wow! that was funny.

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                  DerekT P
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                  "Shifting sands"?? Ye gods, she knows nothing. She means "shifting paradigms", surely?

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                  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                    The ditz forgot synergy and the most recent abomination, stakeholders.

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                    BryanFazekas
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                    When I hear "stakeholder" I think of Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee ...

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        Sounds like Nina Woodard is an organization consultant. X|

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                        ttennebb
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                        "Sounds like Nina Woodard is an organization consultant. Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello" Hit the nail on the head there!

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                        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                          Do you still have your brass pair? :laugh:

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                          obermd
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                          Yep - everyone looked at me and I simply said to quit wasting our time with jargon and tell us what's going on so we can get to work supporting it.

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                            In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                            agolddog
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                            BINGO! And I didn't even get out of the first sentence.

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                              In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                              davecasdf
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                              It is to barf.

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                                In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                                sasadler
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                                Gack!!! I was lucky in the first half of my career. I worked at a privately owned company run by an engineer. There was none of this type of BS. It had some of it's own problems but never none of this type of crap.

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                                  In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                                  matblue25
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                                  A total snoozer that will be ancient history in 2 weeks. But they’re getting paid huge amounts because some CxO bought their pitch. And we can’t get an upgraded server because there’s no budget for it.

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                                    In this 60-minutes program we will discuss the aspects of organizational dynamics that impact an organization's ability to adapt and be flexible to respond to the shifting sands of the business climate the challenges that competition, demographics, politics, technology, economics confront us with daily. We will be examining and share a strategic step by step consideration for the way each element of the organization needs to understand and embrace the way forward and will leverage the concepts of the importance of trust-building, of the need for departmental and organizational discussion and communication framework, how accountability plays a role and finally how to ensure the delivery of high-performance results. These aspects need to be a part of the fabric of the organization's system and process and baked into day to day activities so that they can be leveraged to support success. It is this concept that builds an organizational framework and competency to be agile and to be able to generate support to maintain a competitive posture by leveraging the strength of the organization’s human capital as well as the financial capital. This is the core of HR’s functional aspects of strategic direction and helping to align people policy and practice behind flexible and adaptable organizational behavior and culture. OMG. 60 minute presentation by Ms. Nina Woodard who serves currently as the President and Chief ‘N’ Sights Officer for Nina E. Woodard & Associates. :rolleyes:

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                                    BernardIE5317
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                                    At least she didn't say "going forward" Giver her credit for that

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