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  • pkfoxP pkfox

    I wouldn't like to be the PM - especially with you working there !!! :laugh:

    "I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP

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    Vivi Chellappa
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    On the other hand, if you were halfway competent, you would love having JSOP on your team!

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      You missed your calling - Director of Public Relations. :laugh:

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      Wizard of Sleeves
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      Director of Public Retaliations

      Nothing succeeds like a budgie without teeth.

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      • W Wizard of Sleeves

        Director of Public Retaliations

        Nothing succeeds like a budgie without teeth.

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        I'll be printing this and place it up my office door.

        GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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        • V Vivi Chellappa

          On the other hand, if you were halfway competent, you would love having JSOP on your team!

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          This. I had a coworker who was my team leader in a project that had a very strong character. Until I gained his trust (I was the newly inserted member) it's been tough, but once I did he always had my back and the back of our teams. Most of all, if he ever took a decision because the managers or the customers wouldn't, he'd own it. Once I was being chewed off by the customer for having implemented a certain functionality before another, my team leader entered the room, placed between us and said "I told him that priorities, got a problem with that?". Not a peep more from the customer for the remaining months. Best team I ever worked in.

          GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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          • V Vivi Chellappa

            On the other hand, if you were halfway competent, you would love having JSOP on your team!

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            Absolutely but I bet he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

            "I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP

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              This. I had a coworker who was my team leader in a project that had a very strong character. Until I gained his trust (I was the newly inserted member) it's been tough, but once I did he always had my back and the back of our teams. Most of all, if he ever took a decision because the managers or the customers wouldn't, he'd own it. Once I was being chewed off by the customer for having implemented a certain functionality before another, my team leader entered the room, placed between us and said "I told him that priorities, got a problem with that?". Not a peep more from the customer for the remaining months. Best team I ever worked in.

              GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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              Nelek
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              The problem is... they are so rare :sigh: :sigh: :sigh:

              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Well, our transition to the cloud has resulted in diminished access. Before we moved to the cloud, we could still connect to our outward facing database servers via ssms using basically read-only accounts. we could inspect tables/views and even look at stored procs, but we didn't have execute permissions. On our cloud servers, that read-only account has been removed, which everyone thought was fine. Until today. A problem came up, and when the customer asked us about it, we had to tell him that he had to talk to the DBAs because the devs could no longer inspect those databases... The word "shitstorm" is being bandied about as a description of what's been happening since i sent that email. In that email, I also happened to mention that I warned this would happen, and was told by the PM that "we'd cross that bridge when we came to it". Here we are, and the bridge is nowhere to be seen, and I am NOT stepping in that fast-moving stream of sewage that I see flowing by. "Shitstorm" indeed.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                No company is perfect (especially government) and people make mistakes. You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER! In my book that's an absolute no go. If you have problems, run it by your manager, if they don't listen and you're dissatisfied, leave. You're now just actively sabotaging the company from within. We have very strict employee laws in the Netherlands and in some cases it can be almost impossible to get one fired. I think this is one of the reasons for direct dismissal though. An absolute dick move, no matter how much you disagree with the policy :thumbsdown: [Edit] JSOP's customer was internal and everyone knew about the situation, making my reply not applicable in this case. Consider JSOP's reputation cleared, at least from this incident :laugh: [/Edit]

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  No company is perfect (especially government) and people make mistakes. You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER! In my book that's an absolute no go. If you have problems, run it by your manager, if they don't listen and you're dissatisfied, leave. You're now just actively sabotaging the company from within. We have very strict employee laws in the Netherlands and in some cases it can be almost impossible to get one fired. I think this is one of the reasons for direct dismissal though. An absolute dick move, no matter how much you disagree with the policy :thumbsdown: [Edit] JSOP's customer was internal and everyone knew about the situation, making my reply not applicable in this case. Consider JSOP's reputation cleared, at least from this incident :laugh: [/Edit]

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                  In view of JSOP's job, the customer may well be in the same employ as JSOP's 'company'.

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    No company is perfect (especially government) and people make mistakes. You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER! In my book that's an absolute no go. If you have problems, run it by your manager, if they don't listen and you're dissatisfied, leave. You're now just actively sabotaging the company from within. We have very strict employee laws in the Netherlands and in some cases it can be almost impossible to get one fired. I think this is one of the reasons for direct dismissal though. An absolute dick move, no matter how much you disagree with the policy :thumbsdown: [Edit] JSOP's customer was internal and everyone knew about the situation, making my reply not applicable in this case. Consider JSOP's reputation cleared, at least from this incident :laugh: [/Edit]

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                    Although I do agree with you on this, John is getting ready to retire here soon (I think) and I am pretty sure that he does not give an elephant about tactics and niceties anymore (always?). I could be wrong.

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                    • S Slacker007

                      Although I do agree with you on this, John is getting ready to retire here soon (I think) and I am pretty sure that he does not give an elephant about tactics and niceties anymore (always?). I could be wrong.

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                      That's really not an excuse for causing harm to the company you work for. If anything, it's a reason to keep him far away from customers.

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                      • C Chris C B

                        In view of JSOP's job, the customer may well be in the same employ as JSOP's 'company'.

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                        That would at least make it a whole lot less bad. That would basically be complaining to coworkers, which is a little like teambuilding :laugh:

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          No company is perfect (especially government) and people make mistakes. You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER! In my book that's an absolute no go. If you have problems, run it by your manager, if they don't listen and you're dissatisfied, leave. You're now just actively sabotaging the company from within. We have very strict employee laws in the Netherlands and in some cases it can be almost impossible to get one fired. I think this is one of the reasons for direct dismissal though. An absolute dick move, no matter how much you disagree with the policy :thumbsdown: [Edit] JSOP's customer was internal and everyone knew about the situation, making my reply not applicable in this case. Consider JSOP's reputation cleared, at least from this incident :laugh: [/Edit]

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                          Daniel Pfeffer
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                          Sander Rossel wrote:

                          You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER!

                          This is not quite accurate:

                          #realJSOP wrote:

                          A problem came up, and when the customer asked us about it, we had to tell him that he had to talk to the DBAs because the devs could no longer inspect those databases...

                          This could be because of a policy that developers may not access live systems, or for any number of other reasons. Going by what JSOP said here, the PM was not mentioned in the interaction with the customer. JSOP's complaint about this on CodeProject may be inadvisable (the parties involved may recognize themselves), but the situation is generic enough that it could have occurred with any cloud-based project.

                          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                            No company is perfect (especially government) and people make mistakes. You just threw your PM under a bus and complained about him TO A CUSTOMER! In my book that's an absolute no go. If you have problems, run it by your manager, if they don't listen and you're dissatisfied, leave. You're now just actively sabotaging the company from within. We have very strict employee laws in the Netherlands and in some cases it can be almost impossible to get one fired. I think this is one of the reasons for direct dismissal though. An absolute dick move, no matter how much you disagree with the policy :thumbsdown: [Edit] JSOP's customer was internal and everyone knew about the situation, making my reply not applicable in this case. Consider JSOP's reputation cleared, at least from this incident :laugh: [/Edit]

                            Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                            1. I tried for a month to get to get the account back. 1) My boss tried for a month to get the account back. 2) We warned the customer (sits in the next room) that support would have to come from the DBAs and told them why. 3) A problem comes up, and I reminded everyone we've been trying to get the account back for a month. 4) Everybody already knew what was going on.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Although I do agree with you on this, John is getting ready to retire here soon (I think) and I am pretty sure that he does not give an elephant about tactics and niceties anymore (always?). I could be wrong.

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                              You are not wrong. :) Even when I was younger, my was honest to a fault. I actually got let go a couple of times because of it. Such is life, but at least i didn't sacrifice what I believed in. My principles are fully intact.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                That's really not an excuse for causing harm to the company you work for. If anything, it's a reason to keep him far away from customers.

                                Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                I work for the US government. You can't hurt the government. BTW, my boss backed me up on that email.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP
                                  1. I tried for a month to get to get the account back. 1) My boss tried for a month to get the account back. 2) We warned the customer (sits in the next room) that support would have to come from the DBAs and told them why. 3) A problem comes up, and I reminded everyone we've been trying to get the account back for a month. 4) Everybody already knew what was going on.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                  #realJSOP wrote:

                                  1. We warned the customer (sits in the next room)

                                  #realJSOP wrote:

                                  1. Everybody already knew what was going on.

                                  Those are important details you didn't mention! Complaining to customers is a sin punishable by dismissal. Complaining to coworkers is basically teambuilding :laugh: And yeah, I get that coworkers may be customers (even paying ones), but still coworkers too. Your place sounds awful to work for by the way X|

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                                    I work for the US government. You can't hurt the government. BTW, my boss backed me up on that email.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                    #realJSOP wrote:

                                    You can't hurt the government.

                                    In Soviet Netherlands, government hurts you: https://www.hollandtimes.nl/articles/national/childcare-allowance-drama/[^] :sigh:

                                    #realJSOP wrote:

                                    my boss backed me up on that email

                                    Consider my reply moot, I was under the assumption you complained to actual external customers about internal affairs.

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                                    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                      #realJSOP wrote:

                                      1. We warned the customer (sits in the next room)

                                      #realJSOP wrote:

                                      1. Everybody already knew what was going on.

                                      Those are important details you didn't mention! Complaining to customers is a sin punishable by dismissal. Complaining to coworkers is basically teambuilding :laugh: And yeah, I get that coworkers may be customers (even paying ones), but still coworkers too. Your place sounds awful to work for by the way X|

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                                      Sander Rossel wrote:

                                      Those are important details you didn't mention!

                                      Well, it wasn't necessary until people started making assumptions. :)

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                        #realJSOP wrote:

                                        1. We warned the customer (sits in the next room)

                                        #realJSOP wrote:

                                        1. Everybody already knew what was going on.

                                        Those are important details you didn't mention! Complaining to customers is a sin punishable by dismissal. Complaining to coworkers is basically teambuilding :laugh: And yeah, I get that coworkers may be customers (even paying ones), but still coworkers too. Your place sounds awful to work for by the way X|

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                                        Sander Rossel wrote:

                                        Your place sounds awful to work for by the way

                                        A couple of the guys (the PM is one) are hard to work with, but the work itself is kinda fun.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          Sander Rossel wrote:

                                          Those are important details you didn't mention!

                                          Well, it wasn't necessary until people started making assumptions. :)

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                          9/10 times it's safe to assume "a customer" is not someone in the office next to you ;) I apologize to the 1/10.

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