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    fd9750
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    Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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      Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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      Yeah, there was some speculation that the Suez fun-and-games currently happening will also impact TP availability. Suez Canal news: Fears of toilet paper shortage over bottleneck | UK | News | Express.co.uk[^] Me? I think it's a ruse to sell stockpiles ... :-D

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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        The surest way to set off panic buying and shortage. Get some stupid 'expert' to predict a shortage. :doh: Arghhhhhhhhh! :omg: :wtf:

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          Yeah, there was some speculation that the Suez fun-and-games currently happening will also impact TP availability. Suez Canal news: Fears of toilet paper shortage over bottleneck | UK | News | Express.co.uk[^] Me? I think it's a ruse to sell stockpiles ... :-D

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          I don't know exactly where I saw it but last year there was this funny video of a guy racing with a forklift through this huge warehouse which was filled from top to bottom with toilet paper with the message that "they" still had some. :) Maybe it is a conspiracy by them to get rid of that humongous amount of TP. :-D

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            Yeah, there was some speculation that the Suez fun-and-games currently happening will also impact TP availability. Suez Canal news: Fears of toilet paper shortage over bottleneck | UK | News | Express.co.uk[^] Me? I think it's a ruse to sell stockpiles ... :-D

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Oh god, someone better tell those geniuses at Express that China doesn't export tp. :doh: You're most probably getting it from us or Finland, so as long as Denmark doesn't block Öresund you should be fine.

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              Oh god, someone better tell those geniuses at Express that China doesn't export tp. :doh: You're most probably getting it from us or Finland, so as long as Denmark doesn't block Öresund you should be fine.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              Yeah, the Express doesn't employ journalists ... :-D

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Yeah, the Express doesn't employ journalists ... :-D

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Do they employ humans?

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  Do they employ humans?

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  Difficult to tell ... if you shave a Baboon and turn it upside down, it resembles most actual journalists. :laugh:

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    Do they employ humans?

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                    Do they employ humans?

                    Those who are capable of learning to read or write need not apply. :sigh:

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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                      Nathan Minier
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                      All rumors started by the shadowy bidet industry.

                      "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                        Difficult to tell ... if you shave a Baboon and turn it upside down, it resembles most actual journalists. :laugh:

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        That's some beautiful imagery, there. So useful in so many circumstances. Gracias!* * just one question . . . when and in what context did you first hear it?

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                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          That's some beautiful imagery, there. So useful in so many circumstances. Gracias!* * just one question . . . when and in what context did you first hear it?

                          🚽

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          Hear it? You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Hear it? You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                            Not commonly on this side of the Atlantic (numerous expat's notwithstanding). We do, however, have a substantial (read that humongous) quantity of cretins who's mental facilities are best describe as arising from "between the cheeks".

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              All rumors started by the shadowy bidet industry.

                              "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                              Nathan Minier wrote:

                              shadowy bidet industry.

                              IBM - International Bidet Manufacturers? :)

                              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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