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  • F fd9750

    Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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    5teveH
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    The surest way to set off panic buying and shortage. Get some stupid 'expert' to predict a shortage. :doh: Arghhhhhhhhh! :omg: :wtf:

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Yeah, there was some speculation that the Suez fun-and-games currently happening will also impact TP availability. Suez Canal news: Fears of toilet paper shortage over bottleneck | UK | News | Express.co.uk[^] Me? I think it's a ruse to sell stockpiles ... :-D

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      fd9750
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      I don't know exactly where I saw it but last year there was this funny video of a guy racing with a forklift through this huge warehouse which was filled from top to bottom with toilet paper with the message that "they" still had some. :) Maybe it is a conspiracy by them to get rid of that humongous amount of TP. :-D

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Yeah, there was some speculation that the Suez fun-and-games currently happening will also impact TP availability. Suez Canal news: Fears of toilet paper shortage over bottleneck | UK | News | Express.co.uk[^] Me? I think it's a ruse to sell stockpiles ... :-D

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        Oh god, someone better tell those geniuses at Express that China doesn't export tp. :doh: You're most probably getting it from us or Finland, so as long as Denmark doesn't block Öresund you should be fine.

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          Oh god, someone better tell those geniuses at Express that China doesn't export tp. :doh: You're most probably getting it from us or Finland, so as long as Denmark doesn't block Öresund you should be fine.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          OriginalGriff
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          Yeah, the Express doesn't employ journalists ... :-D

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Yeah, the Express doesn't employ journalists ... :-D

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Do they employ humans?

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              Do they employ humans?

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              OriginalGriff
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              Difficult to tell ... if you shave a Baboon and turn it upside down, it resembles most actual journalists. :laugh:

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                Do they employ humans?

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                Do they employ humans?

                Those who are capable of learning to read or write need not apply. :sigh:

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                • F fd9750

                  Oh no, what are we going to do now ??? :laugh: Better get down to the supermarket fast. Expert predicts toilet paper shortages will happen again | TheHill[^]

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                  Nathan Minier
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                  All rumors started by the shadowy bidet industry.

                  "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Difficult to tell ... if you shave a Baboon and turn it upside down, it resembles most actual journalists. :laugh:

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    That's some beautiful imagery, there. So useful in so many circumstances. Gracias!* * just one question . . . when and in what context did you first hear it?

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                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • W W Balboos GHB

                      That's some beautiful imagery, there. So useful in so many circumstances. Gracias!* * just one question . . . when and in what context did you first hear it?

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                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Hear it? You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Hear it? You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        W Balboos GHB
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        You don't have your own Baboon Clippers?

                        Not commonly on this side of the Atlantic (numerous expat's notwithstanding). We do, however, have a substantial (read that humongous) quantity of cretins who's mental facilities are best describe as arising from "between the cheeks".

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        • N Nathan Minier

                          All rumors started by the shadowy bidet industry.

                          "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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                          Daniel Pfeffer
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                          Nathan Minier wrote:

                          shadowy bidet industry.

                          IBM - International Bidet Manufacturers? :)

                          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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