Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

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[SeeSharp2]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I don't like computer jokes

OK, I'll byte. Why not? (Y!)

[jeron1]

Me neither, they tend to RAM those SCSI jokes down our throats.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[DRHuff]

Disk kind of joke really bugs me. Get with the program! Your output will be monitored and if you do not comply you will be sent to the back of the bus. ( Oh Mother I’m board)

If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

[W Balboos GHB]

Short of a good return; let me float this by you:   while() we push our luck, our pop-ularity may remain undefined.

Ravings en masse^

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[Ron Anders]

Aw, just a nibble?

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Anyone who tells hardware jokes is ASIC puppy.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[PIEBALDconsult]

I agree there's a RISC.

[jeron1]

Like going to the PROM on the IDEs of March? Yeah I know that one ISA bit of a stretch, but I was getting ANSI.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Slow Eddie]

I diskn't think it would get this bad. Not sure if I have enough memory to deal with it. However, I keyboard most of the time, so I'll try.

Repo Man

[kmoorevs]

This thread is a flop but it int your fault! :laugh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

[Richard Andrew x64]

A good one! Throw it on the stack!

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