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What profession is coding like?

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  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

    My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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    den2k88
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    It's like being a sculptor. You hammer, chisel away, measure and try to figure out how to get the shape you want from the material you have. All the while sweating and swearing.

    GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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    • W Wizard of Sleeves

      There is a reason my title is Wizard.

      Nothing succeeds like a budgie without teeth.

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      Richard Deeming
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      Just don't Google what "Wizard's Sleeve" means! :laugh:


      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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      • R raddevus

        Archaeologist -- I dig through the layers of old cities (Business Logic & obsolete code) to find civilizations, old clay pots & bones trapped under the heaps of dust and debris.

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        ...and get cursed for it.

        GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

          My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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          firefighter (on occasions!) A new client calls you, you know nothing about the system which is DOWN and the client is losing £10k/hour. There is a certain amount of stress involved and you're in damage-limitation mode. Afterwards when things are wet and smouldering you step through doing a forensic investigation to find out what caused it all and then specify a new fire detection system and sprinklers.

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          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

            My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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            BryanFazekas
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            Doctor. If the job gets exciting, it means something has gone badly wrong for someone.

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            • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

              My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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              Like marriage... At first it starts like a romantic dream, but soon enough, it becomes more like "accepting your fate".

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              • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                Slow Eddie
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                "Blood Sweat and Tears"

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                • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                  My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                  Slow Eddie
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                  "Blood Sweat and Tears"

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                  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                    My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                    The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                    BBar2
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                    Cabinet Making. Sometimes you make a beautiful finely finished product. Sometimes you make a plywood box.

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                    • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                      My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                      Member 14840496
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                      A mental rollercoaster ride. Just make sure you keep a copy of everything you developed so that when you need to develop something else a year later or more, you may be able to find the solution in your past applications; rather than spend hours or days searching Google only to find yourself wasting time because a large percentage of the posts do not work.

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                      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                        My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                        Lost User
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                        On a good day, it's like being a mathematician. Usually it's like being a copy editor, and the text you're dealing with was written by a monkey and in some fake language that has rules so convoluted that you cannot remember more than half of the rules at the time.

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                        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                          But we dress it up and call it refactoring. :)

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                          Dan Neely
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                          Greg Utas wrote:

                          But we dress it up and call it refactoring. :)

                          Unless I'm certain management isn't around in which case it's de:elephant:toring. :-\

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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                          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                            My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                            Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                            The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                            agolddog
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                            Dentistry. Extract the bad stuff, fill it in with slightly less (in your opinion) bad stuff.

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                            • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                              My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                              Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                              The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                              James Curran
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                              As I tell people who need help with their PCs: Programming is like writing a novel. IT support is like operating a printing press.

                              Truth, James

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                              • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                                Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                                The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                Bruce Greene
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                                I tell my kids that writing a complex C# program is like writing a novel except that if one word is misspelled then no one can read the entire thing.

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                                • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                  My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                                  Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                                  The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                  KarstenK
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                                  I compare it with manual blacksmith work: you have some pieces of code and are hammering on the keyboard til the mud (bugs) are out. Maintenance is like reshaping a nail and support is horse shoe business. :~

                                  Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                                  • D den2k88

                                    It's like being a sculptor. You hammer, chisel away, measure and try to figure out how to get the shape you want from the material you have. All the while sweating and swearing.

                                    GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                                    Being a sculptor where the users choose the medium, but management already has picked out the paint brushes you have to use!

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                                    • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                      My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                                      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                                      It is one step below being God: In what other profession would my Word create worlds? And yes, I am perfectly serious.

                                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                        Being a sculptor where the users choose the medium, but management already has picked out the paint brushes you have to use!

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                                        den2k88
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                                        This is true on so many levels... :-\

                                        GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                                        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                          My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                                          Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                                          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                          BillWoodruff
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                                          Like being a combination of: 1 plumber 2 janitor 3 magician 4 flunky

                                          «The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch

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