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What profession is coding like?

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  • W Wizard of Sleeves

    There is a reason my title is Wizard.

    Nothing succeeds like a budgie without teeth.

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    Richard Deeming
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    Just don't Google what "Wizard's Sleeve" means! :laugh:


    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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    • R raddevus

      Archaeologist -- I dig through the layers of old cities (Business Logic & obsolete code) to find civilizations, old clay pots & bones trapped under the heaps of dust and debris.

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      den2k88
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      ...and get cursed for it.

      GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

        My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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        The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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        DerekT P
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        firefighter (on occasions!) A new client calls you, you know nothing about the system which is DOWN and the client is losing £10k/hour. There is a certain amount of stress involved and you're in damage-limitation mode. Afterwards when things are wet and smouldering you step through doing a forensic investigation to find out what caused it all and then specify a new fire detection system and sprinklers.

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        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

          My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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          BryanFazekas
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          Doctor. If the job gets exciting, it means something has gone badly wrong for someone.

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          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

            My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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            The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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            Like marriage... At first it starts like a romantic dream, but soon enough, it becomes more like "accepting your fate".

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            • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

              My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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              The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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              Slow Eddie
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              "Blood Sweat and Tears"

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              • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                Slow Eddie
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                "Blood Sweat and Tears"

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                • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                  My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                  Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                  The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                  BBar2
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                  Cabinet Making. Sometimes you make a beautiful finely finished product. Sometimes you make a plywood box.

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                  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                    My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                    Member 14840496
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                    A mental rollercoaster ride. Just make sure you keep a copy of everything you developed so that when you need to develop something else a year later or more, you may be able to find the solution in your past applications; rather than spend hours or days searching Google only to find yourself wasting time because a large percentage of the posts do not work.

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                    • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                      My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                      Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                      Lost User
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                      On a good day, it's like being a mathematician. Usually it's like being a copy editor, and the text you're dealing with was written by a monkey and in some fake language that has rules so convoluted that you cannot remember more than half of the rules at the time.

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                      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                        But we dress it up and call it refactoring. :)

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                        Dan Neely
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                        Greg Utas wrote:

                        But we dress it up and call it refactoring. :)

                        Unless I'm certain management isn't around in which case it's de:elephant:toring. :-\

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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                        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                          My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                          agolddog
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                          Dentistry. Extract the bad stuff, fill it in with slightly less (in your opinion) bad stuff.

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                          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                            My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                            James Curran
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                            As I tell people who need help with their PCs: Programming is like writing a novel. IT support is like operating a printing press.

                            Truth, James

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                            • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                              My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                              Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                              The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                              Bruce Greene
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                              I tell my kids that writing a complex C# program is like writing a novel except that if one word is misspelled then no one can read the entire thing.

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                              • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                                The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                KarstenK
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                                I compare it with manual blacksmith work: you have some pieces of code and are hammering on the keyboard til the mud (bugs) are out. Maintenance is like reshaping a nail and support is horse shoe business. :~

                                Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                                  It's like being a sculptor. You hammer, chisel away, measure and try to figure out how to get the shape you want from the material you have. All the while sweating and swearing.

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                                  englebart
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                                  Being a sculptor where the users choose the medium, but management already has picked out the paint brushes you have to use!

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                                  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                    My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

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                                    The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                                    It is one step below being God: In what other profession would my Word create worlds? And yes, I am perfectly serious.

                                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                      Being a sculptor where the users choose the medium, but management already has picked out the paint brushes you have to use!

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                                      den2k88
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                                      This is true on so many levels... :-\

                                      GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                                      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                        My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                                        Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                                        The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                        BillWoodruff
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                                        Like being a combination of: 1 plumber 2 janitor 3 magician 4 flunky

                                        «The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch

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                                        • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                                          My tennis pro asked this, guessing that it would be similar to being a mathematician. I said that was only one aspect, that more often it was like being an engineer, architect, detective, or lawyer. What would you have said?

                                          Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                                          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                                          jan larsen
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                                          Artist or Creator :) I'm really bad at math, and while I sure would like to get better, it seems like I got a phobia. But I got Google and the customers for any formulae they need in the system. I believe that the most important part of my job, is to be able to envision the solution, and write readable and re-usable code, that I can recognize the purpose of, when I inevitably needs to revisit it 10 years in the future :-D (Not kidding, it happens too often these days).

                                          "God doesn't play dice" - Albert Einstein "God not only plays dice, He sometimes throws the dices where they cannot be seen" - Niels Bohr

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