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    oofalladeez343
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    I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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      I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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      Lost User
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      I don't find funny what others find funny.

      "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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        I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Please only post things you actually create; do not repost/share anything which was created by others.

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          I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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          OriginalGriff
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          None of the above? You have to remember that most of the regulars here are both adults (in some cases senior citizens) and developers (in many cases of long standing): they have heard most "programming jokes" many, many times before, and know how to find "funny video clips". So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.

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            I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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            Amarnath S
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            Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.

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              Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.

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              jeron1
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              :thumbsup:

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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                oofalladeez343
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                Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

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                • O oofalladeez343

                  Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

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                  jeron1
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                  oofalladeez343 wrote:

                  bring joy....like memes do

                  Really? :sigh:

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

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                    Lost User
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                    No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.

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                    • O oofalladeez343

                      Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

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                      These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes.

                      The Dad jokes were not Dad jokes, they were just bad.

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                      but like memes do

                      Memes do not bring joy to (most) adults.

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                      And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

                      Please stop. You've had a couple of good suggestions here ...

                      Amarnath S:

                      Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.

                      Richard MacCutchan:

                      No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.

                      OriginalGriff:

                      So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.

                      Personally I was thinking along the same lines of Richard - and almost flagged you as a troll. Others may be less patient

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                        Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

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                        Mike Hankey
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                        If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.

                        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                          These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes.

                          The Dad jokes were not Dad jokes, they were just bad.

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                          but like memes do

                          Memes do not bring joy to (most) adults.

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                          And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.

                          Please stop. You've had a couple of good suggestions here ...

                          Amarnath S:

                          Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.

                          Richard MacCutchan:

                          No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.

                          OriginalGriff:

                          So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.

                          Personally I was thinking along the same lines of Richard - and almost flagged you as a troll. Others may be less patient

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                          0x01AA
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                          Maybe he means d(e)ad jokes? :laugh:

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                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.

                            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                            jeron1
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                            I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            • O oofalladeez343

                              I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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                              Forogar
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                              Just... Don't.

                              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                k5054
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                                If he posted in the Lounge, sure. But posting in the appropriate programming language discussion might better received.

                                Keep Calm and Carry On

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                                  I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  You would rrather have jokes?

                                  The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                    You would rrather have jokes?

                                    The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                                    Heck no, actually I think the teacher flaming interesting comments could be funny, at least for a few days.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                      I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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                                      Super Lloyd
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                                      I think what people try to tell you is that you there is 2 problem with your attempt at communication - it's a website about people interested in programming, mostly in a practical professional fashion, it's not clear what you doing here... - most people here are well past their teenage years (professional programmer, you know) and, well, they don't have the same sense of humor or interests..

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                                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                        If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.

                                        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                                        oofalladeez343
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                                        Just might start doing that

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                                          I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...

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                                          Cp Coder
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                                          :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

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