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Okay, so the answer if any is original Programmer jokes. These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes. I am just sharing the jokes. I want to bring joy(not in the weird fairytale way, but like memes do.) And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.
If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.
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These might be bad or good, much like the Dad Jokes.
The Dad jokes were not Dad jokes, they were just bad.
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but like memes do
Memes do not bring joy to (most) adults.
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And if you have any suggestions for themes of jokes, let me know.
Please stop. You've had a couple of good suggestions here ...
Amarnath S:
Instead of spending time daily on things which may seem unnecessary by others, better spend a quality time of a couple of months to produce a solid article on a programming topic of your choice. And post it.
Richard MacCutchan:
No, I think the answer is: None of the above. As @OriginalGriff already mentioned, most of us have heard all the programming jokes we want. TBH you are more likely to be flagged as a spammer if you persist.
OriginalGriff:
So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.
Personally I was thinking along the same lines of Richard - and almost flagged you as a troll. Others may be less patient
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If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...
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I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd imagine that there would be lots of 'interesting' comments if they began posting something like this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
You would rrather have jokes?
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
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You would rrather have jokes?
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
Heck no, actually I think the teacher flaming interesting comments could be funny, at least for a few days.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...
I think what people try to tell you is that you there is 2 problem with your attempt at communication - it's a website about people interested in programming, mostly in a practical professional fashion, it's not clear what you doing here... - most people here are well past their teenage years (professional programmer, you know) and, well, they don't have the same sense of humor or interests..
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If you're learning programming in school I suggest posting a daily this is what I learned today can anyone comment, improve or extrapolate. You'd get a much friendlier crowd.
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
Just might start doing that
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I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...
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None of the above? You have to remember that most of the regulars here are both adults (in some cases senior citizens) and developers (in many cases of long standing): they have heard most "programming jokes" many, many times before, and know how to find "funny video clips". So if you want to be interesting, popular - whatever it is that you want - then posting stuff we already know isn't likely to do that ... Stop treating this as Twatter or FarceBook and you'll probably fit in better. Just a thought.
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I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...
I hope you soon find yourself free of the compulsion to post any whatever-of-the-day, and find you can use the psychic energy freed up to do more constructive, meaningful ... things. cheers, Bill
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I have decided to discontinue dad joke of the day :( :( :( But I am going to introduce two new ideas for here that I will do. Your choice... Funny video clip of the day... or... Programming Joke of the day...
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Believe it or not, I like to read as well.
I have been around here for 8 years and joined to ask for help with a coding problem because I was tired of the lack of friendliness on SO. I soon realized the professional level of expertise in the community. Nonsense was at a much higher level of learning and the interchange of banter was more sophisticated than high school or bar room jokes. So as you stated in your BIO you like to read. Just a suggestion Read along for a while and get the feel of the community. I am NOT saying Don't contribute just think about the audience. A chef would not add pudding to a dish of Lasagne At 16 you should be appalled for wanting to contribute just ask yourself if the Sangria would make the Lasagne taste better.
