Worst Joke Wednesday
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Fortune cookie say: People who live in glass houses shouldn't do housework in the nude Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Two sausages are lying in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot in here, eh buddy." The second sausage says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING SAUSAGE!!" Answer: Pass the hat. Question: What does a cannibal do 6 hours after he eats Minnie Pearl? Answer: French toast. Question: What does a lonely pastry chef do? --Mike-- "So where does that leave us? Well, it leaves us right back where we started, only more confused than before." -- Matt Gullett Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber
answer: French toast. Question: What does a lonely pastry chef do? :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Oh my aching sides! That one came through so vividly. I liked the answer first technique as well. Hoo boy, what a way to start the day.
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRobert Edward Caldecott wrote: My father-in-law calls yer man bits "weasels"
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Q. What goes "aaaa"? A. A sheep without lips. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Q. How do you fit 12 elephants in a VW Bug? A. A blender. Q. And how do you get them out? A. A straw. J
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."
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Just what have you been doing to the poor sheep? Neil Van Eps "Standard deviation not enough for perverted statistician" - Headline from the Onion June 25 2003
Neil Van Eps wrote: Just what have you been doing to the poor sheep? They started it! Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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How utterly sickening! Moving on... Q: What's the only thing worse than finding 5 dead babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans.
Q: What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A: Finding half a worm. Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding half a worm in your apple. 'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.' Piet Hein
Ooooops... You beat me to it :-O Oh well, great minds... :-D Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
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Confucious say: He who live in glass house, dress in basement. "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
Confucious say: Man who run behind vehicle become exhausted. Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
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Ooooops... You beat me to it :-O Oh well, great minds... :-D Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
Paul van der Walt wrote: Oh well, great minds... Thank you:-D I was very content, and surprised, that two members had given my bad joke a 5 and panted it red. Then som grumpy, humorless ididot came along and gave it a 3 so the red colour went away.:( Shows that you can't please everybody. Regards, Haakon. 'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.' Piet Hein
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Paul van der Walt wrote: Oh well, great minds... Thank you:-D I was very content, and surprised, that two members had given my bad joke a 5 and panted it red. Then som grumpy, humorless ididot came along and gave it a 3 so the red colour went away.:( Shows that you can't please everybody. Regards, Haakon. 'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.' Piet Hein
Haakon S. wrote: the red colour went away I also like having a nice pretty red thread :rolleyes: Paul ;) I have been afraid always. When you see something insurmountable ahead of you, say to yourself: "All right! I am afraid. Now that I've been properly afraid, let's go forward." That is the whole secret. - Jeanne d'Arc
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Q. What do you call a man with no arms and legs, swimming in the sea? A. Clever Dick.
There are 10 kinds of people - those that get binary and those that don't.
a classic one: In the simming contest in the paralimpic olimpiads in the speciality of no-legs and no arms, once the ring sounded all the simmers where put in the water and all of them started to swim, well, all of them excepting the spanish one, that only swam down underwater... after one minute some jury people jumped into water in order to rescue the swimmer... two days after in the hospital the swimmer said: - when I get the mother f@|#~ that has put me a bathing cap...
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Shog9 wrote: Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks. Excellent, I've always loved those jokes. My personal favourites from when I was a kid are the following: Q: How does an elephant get up a tree? A: Stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow! Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A1: Stands on a leaf, and waits for autumn A2: It can't it gets it from ducks.
Liam OHagan wrote: Excellent, I've always loved those jokes. And yet another: Whats the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs are both the same. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Were you different as a kid? Did you ever say "Ooohhh, shiny red" even once? - Paul Watson 11-February-2003