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Why Atlasian sucks today

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    Dan Neely
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    Starting yesterday morning none of my git clients could connect to my BSpitbucket repos. They failed with autentication errors and Atlasian owned Sourcetree popped a password dialog that included a reset option. The reset link reset my web login; which did precisely nothing to fix the git client problem. Today while poking around in my settings on the web, I found an App Password page that had one entry Test. Trying a hunch I created a new one and fed that to my client. It worked and my client's now using the TryingToFixThisGarbage password. WHY THE ELEPHANT THEIR OWN CLIENT COULDN'T SEND ME TO THE PAGE CONTROLLING THE PASSWORD THAT I APPARENTLY HAVE TO USE IS ACTUALLY NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. THOSE SHUNSHINES LOVE RANDOMLY SCREWING WITH BITS OF THEIR WEB LAYOUT AS MUCH AS MICROSOFT LOVES HIRING ICON DESIGNERS AND LETTING THEM HAVE BLOG POSTING PRIVILEGES                                                                                             X| X| X| X| X|                         X| X| X| X| X| X|                             X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|               X| X|                             X| X|                X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|           X|                                      &

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      Starting yesterday morning none of my git clients could connect to my BSpitbucket repos. They failed with autentication errors and Atlasian owned Sourcetree popped a password dialog that included a reset option. The reset link reset my web login; which did precisely nothing to fix the git client problem. Today while poking around in my settings on the web, I found an App Password page that had one entry Test. Trying a hunch I created a new one and fed that to my client. It worked and my client's now using the TryingToFixThisGarbage password. WHY THE ELEPHANT THEIR OWN CLIENT COULDN'T SEND ME TO THE PAGE CONTROLLING THE PASSWORD THAT I APPARENTLY HAVE TO USE IS ACTUALLY NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. THOSE SHUNSHINES LOVE RANDOMLY SCREWING WITH BITS OF THEIR WEB LAYOUT AS MUCH AS MICROSOFT LOVES HIRING ICON DESIGNERS AND LETTING THEM HAVE BLOG POSTING PRIVILEGES                                                                                             X| X| X| X| X|                         X| X| X| X| X| X|                             X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|               X| X|                             X| X|                X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|           X|                                      &

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      Slacker007
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      Why don't you tell us how you really feel. :laugh:

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        Why don't you tell us how you really feel. :laugh:

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        Dan Neely
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        Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap of the Atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.

        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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          Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap of the Atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.

          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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          fgs1963
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          If you squint, the Atlassian Logo[^] already kinda looks like the 💩 emoji. Just sayin'

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            Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap of the Atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.

            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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            dandy72
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            Dan Neely wrote:

            Because I don't have enough time to make a bitmap op the atlasian logo using 💩 emoji.

            You win. I LOLed.

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              Starting yesterday morning none of my git clients could connect to my BSpitbucket repos. They failed with autentication errors and Atlasian owned Sourcetree popped a password dialog that included a reset option. The reset link reset my web login; which did precisely nothing to fix the git client problem. Today while poking around in my settings on the web, I found an App Password page that had one entry Test. Trying a hunch I created a new one and fed that to my client. It worked and my client's now using the TryingToFixThisGarbage password. WHY THE ELEPHANT THEIR OWN CLIENT COULDN'T SEND ME TO THE PAGE CONTROLLING THE PASSWORD THAT I APPARENTLY HAVE TO USE IS ACTUALLY NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. THOSE SHUNSHINES LOVE RANDOMLY SCREWING WITH BITS OF THEIR WEB LAYOUT AS MUCH AS MICROSOFT LOVES HIRING ICON DESIGNERS AND LETTING THEM HAVE BLOG POSTING PRIVILEGES                                                                                             X| X| X| X| X|                         X| X| X| X| X| X|                             X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|               X| X|                             X| X|                X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X|           X|                                      &

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              kmoorevs
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              Off topic, but I'd always assumed your emoji art was a plant/flower leaning over to kiss the ground, but given context now see it correctly! :laugh: :laugh: Hilarious! :laugh:

              "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                Off topic, but I'd always assumed your emoji art was a plant/flower leaning over to kiss the ground, but given context now see it correctly! :laugh: :laugh: Hilarious! :laugh:

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                Dan Neely
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                I find that hilarious, especially since I originally created in response to someone posting sickeningly sweet feel good stories in badly broken English.

                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

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