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  • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

    Don't even get me started on could/would/should of. I've even seen them in places that should definitely know better. Before vituperating about another one, I thought I'd check if it's now accepted. Sure enough[^], ffs. I first heard it trotted out by a native French speaker and wondered if the plan might actually be to get some people pregnant. :mad:

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    *should of known better. ;P

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      Grotty?

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      Their voicemail prompts use "hit" for "press", "scratch" for "delete" and a host of other substitutions that make no sense to me.  I grew up speaking the queen's English, so I dare say I know a thing or two about the language.  Also, their robovoice is a thickly accented British female.  I appreciate the local slant, but for a North American market? :sigh: /ravi

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        I hate the noun-ification of verbs. Specifically Ask and Spend. The one that causes RAGE in me is "my Ask is" or "the Ask is". Ask is a VERB. You have a Request or a Question. I now say something any time I hear that. Don't care how far above me the person is on the corporate diagram.

        I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

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        Sander Rossel
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        MarkTJohnson wrote:

        I hate the noun-ification of verbs.

        I love verbing nouns though! :D I've never heard of the opposite :~ Maybe it's not a thing in Dutch. Ask and question are the same word anyway (verb: vragen (to ask), I vraag (ask), he vraagt (asks)..., I have a vraag (question)). Though I'm not questioning what you're saying ;)

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          MarkTJohnson wrote:

          I hate the noun-ification of verbs.

          I love verbing nouns though! :D I've never heard of the opposite :~ Maybe it's not a thing in Dutch. Ask and question are the same word anyway (verb: vragen (to ask), I vraag (ask), he vraagt (asks)..., I have a vraag (question)). Though I'm not questioning what you're saying ;)

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          Is "verbification" self-descriptive? Let me google that... :laugh: :laugh:

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          • M Marc Clifton

            Even Sprint's robo-voice says "got" instead of "received." I guess they have to dumb it down for the masses. :laugh:

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            Friday troll mode. Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got Got

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              MarkTJohnson wrote:

              I hate the noun-ification of verbs.

              I love verbing nouns though! :D I've never heard of the opposite :~ Maybe it's not a thing in Dutch. Ask and question are the same word anyway (verb: vragen (to ask), I vraag (ask), he vraagt (asks)..., I have a vraag (question)). Though I'm not questioning what you're saying ;)

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              One that grinds my gears is "Please revert" meaning please reply.

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                And the correct spelling of "through" is doomed as well.

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                On engineering drawings, through is spelt thru or even thro 🤷🏻

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                • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                  Ask in bid-ask spread gives rise to What's the ask[ing price]? But as a synonym for question? Gross.

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                  I’m sure I would have misheard “bid-ask” as “big a**” and would’ve been asking them to repeat it.

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                  • A Alister Morton

                    One that grinds my gears is "Please revert" meaning please reply.

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                    If someone asked me to please revert I'd revert my latest code changes :~

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                    • T theoldfool

                      Fortunately, we still have one word that can be used as Adverb, Adjective, Noun, Verb, etc. I learned the proper usage in the service back in the '50's. :)

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                      Go forth and multiply? ;P

                      Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?

                      Who the F*** is general failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

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                      • R Ravi Bhavnani

                        Their voicemail prompts use "hit" for "press", "scratch" for "delete" and a host of other substitutions that make no sense to me.  I grew up speaking the queen's English, so I dare say I know a thing or two about the language.  Also, their robovoice is a thickly accented British female.  I appreciate the local slant, but for a North American market? :sigh: /ravi

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                        I remember my first consulting job in the states... I was given the wrong address and the lady at the reception called the other office (where I should have been) and said, "I have a consultant with a really cute British accent here looking for xxx"... I've never heard a Cumbrian accent[^] called cute before... and never again since...

                        Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?

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                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                          Their voicemail prompts use "hit" for "press", "scratch" for "delete" and a host of other substitutions that make no sense to me.  I grew up speaking the queen's English, so I dare say I know a thing or two about the language.  Also, their robovoice is a thickly accented British female.  I appreciate the local slant, but for a North American market? :sigh: /ravi

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                          As a lifetime resident of Georgia, USA, I "mash" buttons. So it could be worse.

                          I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

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                          • A Amarnath S

                            The first time I went to the US, I heard sentences like "It ain't not there". Took some time to understand that it's real meaning was "It ain't there".

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                            MarkTJohnson
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                            Where were you, Louisiana? Hardly anyone can understand the Cajuns.

                            I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

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                            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                              If someone asked me to please revert I'd revert my latest code changes :~

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                              Exactly so.

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                                Even Sprint's robo-voice says "got" instead of "received." I guess they have to dumb it down for the masses. :laugh:

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                                Alister Morton
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                                In similar vein, Domino's slogan of "We got this" grates, too.

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                                • F fgs1963

                                  As far as I can tell (in NA anyway) "alternate" is officially both a noun and verb. Verb - Occurring or succeeding by turns Noun - One that substitutes for another Seems official rather than regional slang or misuse.

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                                  It's also an adjective as in "alternate facts"!

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                                  • A Amarnath S

                                    The first time I went to the US, I heard sentences like "It ain't not there". Took some time to understand that it's real meaning was "It ain't there".

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                                    I bought a novel because of its opening sentence: Ain't nobody never loved me as I love myself. Triple ... then it comes out right.

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                                      Even Sprint's robo-voice says "got" instead of "received." I guess they have to dumb it down for the masses. :laugh:

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                                      So, if I'm understanding correctly, they've GOTTEN under your skin. :laugh:

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                                      • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

                                        MarkTJohnson wrote:

                                        I hate the noun-ification of verbs.

                                        Is that better or worse than verbing the nouns? :laugh: I love the flexibility of English language where almost everything can be a verb or a noun. And if you don't have a noun at hand you can take an adjective to better your chances of saying what you want. Even a lowly preposition can do the job - "turn" has almost as many meanings as prepositions are.

                                        Mircea

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                                        Matt Bond
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                                        Gerund Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster[^] Verbification of a noun is officially part of the how the English language works. Has been for a long time.

                                        Bond Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere

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                                          Gerund Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster[^] Verbification of a noun is officially part of the how the English language works. Has been for a long time.

                                          Bond Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere

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                                          Mircea Neacsu
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                                          Hmm, I googled a bit and seems learning about gerund can be fun. Verbing a noun and using the gerund are two entirely different things. English might not be my first language but I know it fairly well. :)

                                          Mircea

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