Must-have software!
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Oh dear... So now those poor touch typing receptionists will constantly be on the phone to support - "My keyboard won't work!" And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
I think you mean those fat-fingered secretaries who *can't* touch type... I'll tell her you said that :-)
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Paw Sense[^] When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. Awasu 1.0.5 (beta)[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
:wtf: Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me? A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system. However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness. :laugh: Must must be a rather malicious cat ;P Paul ;) Computers let you make more mistakes than any other invention in history...with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
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Paw Sense[^] When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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How about dogs?:~ Weiye, Chen When pursuing your dreams, don't forget to enjoy your life...
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How about dogs?:~ Weiye, Chen When pursuing your dreams, don't forget to enjoy your life...
or girlfriends. they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast... //Roger [edit] maybe it could play one of those sounds that annoys gf's , like the startrek theme or a burp. last resort could be to show a popup screen "50% of on everything at [name of her favorite store goes here]" [/edit]
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Paw Sense[^] When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. Awasu 1.0.5 (beta)[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Even a tigress ? :(( The tigress is here :-D
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Paw Sense[^] When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. Awasu 1.0.5 (beta)[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
My cat pees on my keyboard. What can the software do to help? Thanks, Wes
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or girlfriends. they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast... //Roger [edit] maybe it could play one of those sounds that annoys gf's , like the startrek theme or a burp. last resort could be to show a popup screen "50% of on everything at [name of her favorite store goes here]" [/edit]
Roger J wrote: or girlfriends. they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast... :) That's a good one! Best regards, Alexandru Savescu P.S. Interested in art? Visit this!
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Even a tigress ? :(( The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: Even a tigress ? Probably, but you don't have to install it ;) Ryan Being little and getting pushed around by big guys all my life I guess I compensate by pushing electrons and holes around. What a bully I am, but I do enjoy making subatomic particles hop at my bidding - Roger Wright (2nd April 2003, The Lounge)
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My cat pees on my keyboard. What can the software do to help? Thanks, Wes
Wesner Moise wrote: My cat pees on my keyboard. Thank you soooooo much for sharing that with us X| X| X|
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or girlfriends. they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast... //Roger [edit] maybe it could play one of those sounds that annoys gf's , like the startrek theme or a burp. last resort could be to show a popup screen "50% of on everything at [name of her favorite store goes here]" [/edit]
Roger J wrote: they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast Fortunately not for me. Roger J wrote: maybe it could play one of those sounds that annoys gf's , like the startrek theme or a burp. LOL, actually my wife love StarTrek as much as I do :-D - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"
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My cat pees on my keyboard. What can the software do to help? Thanks, Wes
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or girlfriends. they mess up the computer much more often than any cat ever have done for me atleast... //Roger [edit] maybe it could play one of those sounds that annoys gf's , like the startrek theme or a burp. last resort could be to show a popup screen "50% of on everything at [name of her favorite store goes here]" [/edit]
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Even a tigress ? :(( The tigress is here :-D
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:wtf: Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me? A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system. However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness. :laugh: Must must be a rather malicious cat ;P Paul ;) Computers let you make more mistakes than any other invention in history...with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
Maybe they could flash a huge picture of a rabid doberman on the screen. That should scare a deaf cat.
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Maybe they could flash a huge picture of a rabid doberman on the screen. That should scare a deaf cat.
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Maybe they could flash a huge picture of a rabid doberman on the screen. That should scare a deaf cat.
Richard Jones wrote: Maybe they could flash a huge picture of a rabid doberman on the screen. :laugh: Yeah, that should do it :-D Ryan Being little and getting pushed around by big guys all my life I guess I compensate by pushing electrons and holes around. What a bully I am, but I do enjoy making subatomic particles hop at my bidding - Roger Wright (2nd April 2003, The Lounge)
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My cat pees on my keyboard. What can the software do to help? Thanks, Wes
Wesner Moise wrote: My cat pees on my keyboard. At least it's better than an elephant[^] :rolleyes: Ryan Being little and getting pushed around by big guys all my life I guess I compensate by pushing electrons and holes around. What a bully I am, but I do enjoy making subatomic particles hop at my bidding - Roger Wright (2nd April 2003, The Lounge)
Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late - John Nichol "Point Of Impact" -
Wesner Moise wrote: My cat pees on my keyboard. At least it's better than an elephant[^] :rolleyes: Ryan Being little and getting pushed around by big guys all my life I guess I compensate by pushing electrons and holes around. What a bully I am, but I do enjoy making subatomic particles hop at my bidding - Roger Wright (2nd April 2003, The Lounge)
Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late - John Nichol "Point Of Impact"Ryan Binns wrote: At least it's better than an elephant ROTFLMAO !
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