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  • M Marc Clifton

    So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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    Another option for onion skinning is Express-animate[^] :-\

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    • M Marc Clifton

      So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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      honey the codewitch
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      I found that through years of rubbing chopped onions directly into my eyes I've developed an immunity. Not just to onions mind you - to crying at all. The pain apparently made me emotionally dead inside.

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      • M Marc Clifton

        So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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        CPallini
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        Do not cheat: Tears are the correct punishment for using onions.

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        • M Marc Clifton

          So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          Luckily - for me - I'm simply immune to the fumes of onion... or hot pepper.. or horseradish... I can dice/grind/chop them without any effect (while the rest of the family run to hide :laugh:)

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          • M Marc Clifton

            So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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            Rage
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            I usually have someone else cut my onions. Works like a charm, never shed a tear !

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I use the "chef way" (cut in half, peel, then cut the halves: 7 Ways To Cut Onions Like A Pro Chef | Bon Appétit - YouTube[^]) as apparently leaving the root part attached means that methionine and cystine aren;t released from the onion, which is converted by the lacrimal ducts into sulphuric acid which causes the tears. It works for me, I haven't had any tears in years and I regularly fill a slow cooker with finely chopped onions for caramelisation*. That's finely dicing about 8lbs of onion at a time, I guess? * The end result after eight hours - which is pretty tiny - gets vacuum packed in small portions and frozen, then used for soups, stews, and onion mayo as needed.

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              Sander Rossel
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              I must try this. My eyes hurt like hell when cutting onions. So much that I sometimes even need two sessions to cut a single onion. The pain is simply unbearable and I have to go outside until I can keep my eyes open again.

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              • M Marc Clifton

                So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                Lost User
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                I just buy a pre-sliced union. Open package, throw plastic in my green container, done.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                  dan sh
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                  On the other hand, this can clean your eyes. :)

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                    Lost User
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                    Some years ago I discovered that wearing contact lenses (which I only do occasionally) prevents the onion from affecting my eyes.

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Swimming goggles should work? I might actually try it next time I'm chopping them.

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                      • H honey the codewitch

                        I found that through years of rubbing chopped onions directly into my eyes I've developed an immunity. Not just to onions mind you - to crying at all. The pain apparently made me emotionally dead inside.

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                        Craig Robbins
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                        Emotionally dead, until someone mentions Miracle Whip....

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                          Chris Copeland
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                          My wife once told me the chefs at a place she used to work at would stick out their tongues while slicing. If you wet your tongue and stick it out apparently the vapours cling to that instead of your eyes. It's not perfect but I've been doing it for years and it seems to work quite well :laugh: though it does make the underside of your tongue taste like onions for a while.

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                            Emotionally dead, until someone mentions Miracle Whip....

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                            honey the codewitch
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                            *hiss*

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              I use the "chef way" (cut in half, peel, then cut the halves: 7 Ways To Cut Onions Like A Pro Chef | Bon Appétit - YouTube[^]) as apparently leaving the root part attached means that methionine and cystine aren;t released from the onion, which is converted by the lacrimal ducts into sulphuric acid which causes the tears. It works for me, I haven't had any tears in years and I regularly fill a slow cooker with finely chopped onions for caramelisation*. That's finely dicing about 8lbs of onion at a time, I guess? * The end result after eight hours - which is pretty tiny - gets vacuum packed in small portions and frozen, then used for soups, stews, and onion mayo as needed.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                              Marc Clifton
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              as apparently leaving the root part attached means that methionine and cystine aren;t released from the onion,

                              I'll have to try that! And thanks for the science lesson why onions cause tears. :)

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                                Swimming goggles should work? I might actually try it next time I'm chopping them.

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                                Marc Clifton
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                                Keith Barrow wrote:

                                Swimming goggles should work?

                                I was thinking something along those lines. For me I probably need welder's glasses. :laugh:

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                                  My wife once told me the chefs at a place she used to work at would stick out their tongues while slicing. If you wet your tongue and stick it out apparently the vapours cling to that instead of your eyes. It's not perfect but I've been doing it for years and it seems to work quite well :laugh: though it does make the underside of your tongue taste like onions for a while.

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  Chris Copeland wrote:

                                  If you wet your tongue and stick it out apparently the vapours cling to that instead of your eyes.

                                  As Spock would say: "Fascinating!"

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                                  • M Marc Clifton

                                    So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                                    Rage
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                                    On a serious note, chewing while cutting also prevents tears and is less water consuming.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      I use the "chef way" (cut in half, peel, then cut the halves: 7 Ways To Cut Onions Like A Pro Chef | Bon Appétit - YouTube[^]) as apparently leaving the root part attached means that methionine and cystine aren;t released from the onion, which is converted by the lacrimal ducts into sulphuric acid which causes the tears. It works for me, I haven't had any tears in years and I regularly fill a slow cooker with finely chopped onions for caramelisation*. That's finely dicing about 8lbs of onion at a time, I guess? * The end result after eight hours - which is pretty tiny - gets vacuum packed in small portions and frozen, then used for soups, stews, and onion mayo as needed.

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                                      Edward Aymami
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                                      Me too.

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                                        David Crow
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                                        Back in the 80s when I worked in fast food, we used that trick and would also cut the onions in the walk-in cooler.

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                                        • M Marc Clifton

                                          So 40 years of cooking, and I discover this (maybe other people have too) - slice the onion on a plate in the sink with a gently running stream of water streaming over the onion. Prevents all that stray spray of slicing / dicing / chopping. The stream of water, not the plate. :laugh:

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                                          BillWoodruff
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                                          an onion i can't shed tears over is an onion i can't love :wtf:

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