what to say when you join in the new team

OriginalGriff

(Probably not)* Abraham Lincoln:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt

* Often attributed to Lincoln, or Twain, or sometimes Churchill - but it's probably biblical:

King James Bible:

Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

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PIEBALDconsult

"I refuse to join any club team that would have me as a member" — Groucho Marx

RickZeeland

Quote:

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

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David ONeil

"Dave's not here!"

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Daniel Pfeffer

"Hi, my name is <your name>, I've just transferred from <old team>." Let the rest of the team get to know you before you start giving your opinion.

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Sander Rossel

Few open doors here, but start by simply saying something like "Hi, I'm South Mountain, nice to meet you all." Next, since it's a business meeting, you should mention their product and how much you hate it and now that you've met them you understand how it's so bad. This will make the conversation about them and people love talking about themselves and their hobbies. If you haven't won them over at this point (though crowd!), talk politics. People love a good discussion and politics makes for good discussions. It goes without saying, but be sure to speak your love for either Trump or Biden and your hate towards the other. You could throw in a little religion too if you like. Last, talk about your sex life. It makes you seem confident, which people like. Make sure to add some embarrassing stuff so you come across as vulnerable too. I feel like it's too early to start about butt stuff, but try to feel the room a bit and if it feels right you can bring it up. Good luck, you've got this! :D (Seriously, don't do these things.)

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CPallini

"hello, world\n"

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Amarnath S

"Hi, I am 'name', I've just descended from the sky. I know more than all of you put together. Better start listening to me, and obeying my orders". :-)

yacCarsten

"Worship me and we'll get along just fine."

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Rage

"Hello, my name is flge ,, ,eogpwegj ..gwe #fiddle with your microphone# .... I also .. fweoj pwejgjj" and then switch off the communication and go out and enjoy the sunny weather.

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Maximilien

(serious answer). new team or new company ? do they know you? do they know your background ? Just say : "Hi, I'm southmountain, I come from XYZ, my background is in ABC technologies in such and such domain , I will be joining you on this project, I hope to be an excellent addition to the team" "Feel free to contact me later for more details"

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Daniel Pfeffer

Not nearly awe-inspiring enough. [In an eldritch voice] I am Death, the Destroyer of Worlds! Kneel before Me, O mortals, and despair! :) EDIT: added reference to mortals.

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Daniel Pfeffer

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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MarkTJohnson

I was given the "opportunity" to join a team yesterday, we're still trying to come up with a team name. So far: Sisyphus Pyrrhic victory Icarus Divine Comedy Soylent Green and the first thing that popped in my head when I found out Team Bataan Death March. Can you tell this is going to be a fun project?

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