what to say when you join in the new team
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
"Hi, I am 'name', I've just descended from the sky. I know more than all of you put together. Better start listening to me, and obeying my orders". :-)
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
"Worship me and we'll get along just fine."
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Top ten reasons why I'm lazy 1.
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
"Hello, my name is flge ,, ,eogpwegj ..gwe #fiddle with your microphone# .... I also .. fweoj pwejgjj" and then switch off the communication and go out and enjoy the sunny weather.
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
(serious answer). new team or new company ? do they know you? do they know your background ? Just say : "Hi, I'm southmountain, I come from XYZ, my background is in ABC technologies in such and such domain , I will be joining you on this project, I hope to be an excellent addition to the team" "Feel free to contact me later for more details"
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"Hi, I am 'name', I've just descended from the sky. I know more than all of you put together. Better start listening to me, and obeying my orders". :-)
Not nearly awe-inspiring enough. [In an eldritch voice] I am Death, the Destroyer of Worlds! Kneel before Me, O mortals, and despair! :) EDIT: added reference to mortals.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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"Worship me and we'll get along just fine."
// TODO: Insert something here
Top ten reasons why I'm lazy 1.
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
how ot join ?
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
Hello, glad to be with you now. I'm .
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
What up scalawags.
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
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tomorrow I will join a meeting from new team. what shall say?
diligent hands rule....
I was given the "opportunity" to join a team yesterday, we're still trying to come up with a team name. So far: Sisyphus Pyrrhic victory Icarus Divine Comedy Soylent Green and the first thing that popped in my head when I found out Team Bataan Death March. Can you tell this is going to be a fun project?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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"Hi, my name is <your name>, I've just transferred from <old team>." Let the rest of the team get to know you before you start giving your opinion.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
take my note here...
diligent hands rule....
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Few open doors here, but start by simply saying something like "Hi, I'm South Mountain, nice to meet you all." Next, since it's a business meeting, you should mention their product and how much you hate it and now that you've met them you understand how it's so bad. This will make the conversation about them and people love talking about themselves and their hobbies. If you haven't won them over at this point (though crowd!), talk politics. People love a good discussion and politics makes for good discussions. It goes without saying, but be sure to speak your love for either Trump or Biden and your hate towards the other. You could throw in a little religion too if you like. Last, talk about your sex life. It makes you seem confident, which people like. Make sure to add some embarrassing stuff so you come across as vulnerable too. I feel like it's too early to start about butt stuff, but try to feel the room a bit and if it feels right you can bring it up. Good luck, you've got this! :D (Seriously, don't do these things.)
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diligent hands rule....
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(serious answer). new team or new company ? do they know you? do they know your background ? Just say : "Hi, I'm southmountain, I come from XYZ, my background is in ABC technologies in such and such domain , I will be joining you on this project, I hope to be an excellent addition to the team" "Feel free to contact me later for more details"
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
take my note here...
diligent hands rule....
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how ot join ?
new title and higher salary, join the meeting in Zoom...
diligent hands rule....
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I was given the "opportunity" to join a team yesterday, we're still trying to come up with a team name. So far: Sisyphus Pyrrhic victory Icarus Divine Comedy Soylent Green and the first thing that popped in my head when I found out Team Bataan Death March. Can you tell this is going to be a fun project?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
Too soon, man, too soon. :sigh:
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Few open doors here, but start by simply saying something like "Hi, I'm South Mountain, nice to meet you all." Next, since it's a business meeting, you should mention their product and how much you hate it and now that you've met them you understand how it's so bad. This will make the conversation about them and people love talking about themselves and their hobbies. If you haven't won them over at this point (though crowd!), talk politics. People love a good discussion and politics makes for good discussions. It goes without saying, but be sure to speak your love for either Trump or Biden and your hate towards the other. You could throw in a little religion too if you like. Last, talk about your sex life. It makes you seem confident, which people like. Make sure to add some embarrassing stuff so you come across as vulnerable too. I feel like it's too early to start about butt stuff, but try to feel the room a bit and if it feels right you can bring it up. Good luck, you've got this! :D (Seriously, don't do these things.)
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I feel like it's too early to start about butt stuff,
I am so glad I'd swallowed just before I read this! :laugh:
