She stopped bleeding
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That's a good thing, right? Where were you bleeding from? [redacted, short version] ..you might have caused it. [redacted, lots of cursing] Men, from around the world, never ask for your chances. Eleven weeks, six days. 196 days to go. I have no clue of what to do. She does all. I'm just the panicking idiot at this point. Pray for me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That's a good thing, right? Where were you bleeding from? [redacted, short version] ..you might have caused it. [redacted, lots of cursing] Men, from around the world, never ask for your chances. Eleven weeks, six days. 196 days to go. I have no clue of what to do. She does all. I'm just the panicking idiot at this point. Pray for me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Congrats, that is a wondrous event. The first 21 years are the hardest. :)
>64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Most people in my social life do not visit this board. Just one. I'm scared shiteless, there's no on/off button or a reset-switch on those critters. Do you want to proceed? "Yes / Abort". FFS.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
I'll just share my mother's advice to new parents:
Jeanette:
"Not to worry, the first eighteen years are the worst - then it gets better quickly!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll just share my mother's advice to new parents:
Jeanette:
"Not to worry, the first eighteen years are the worst - then it gets better quickly!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'll just share my mother's advice to new parents:
Jeanette:
"Not to worry, the first eighteen years are the worst - then it gets better quickly!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Congrats, that is a wondrous event. The first 21 years are the hardest. :)
>64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
Tx. Wondrous is correct, multiple reasons. ..I can't wipe that dumb idiot smile of my face :laugh:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
then it gets better quickly!
Yes, I fell for that one, and almost forty years on we are still getting hit ...
Whahaha, that's comforting :-D The other point I've been told, repeatedly, is that kids are expensive. I should start saving to pay for college. Maybe sell a kidney.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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:laugh:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
My wife asked the pediatrician when she could stop worrying. She put her head sideways and said, "you never will, only your reasons will change".
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Tx. Wondrous is correct, multiple reasons. ..I can't wipe that dumb idiot smile of my face :laugh:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
The smile will disappear when you see the price of cigars. :) Maybe they don't do that anymore, my kids were born in the 60's.
>64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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That's a good thing, right? Where were you bleeding from? [redacted, short version] ..you might have caused it. [redacted, lots of cursing] Men, from around the world, never ask for your chances. Eleven weeks, six days. 196 days to go. I have no clue of what to do. She does all. I'm just the panicking idiot at this point. Pray for me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Most people in my social life do not visit this board. Just one. I'm scared shiteless, there's no on/off button or a reset-switch on those critters. Do you want to proceed? "Yes / Abort". FFS.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
"The problem with children is that they are not returnable" anonymous. When my daughter's second child (a boy) started to crawl, his older sister said: "we better take him back, he is going to get into all of our stuff".
>64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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The smile will disappear when you see the price of cigars. :) Maybe they don't do that anymore, my kids were born in the 60's.
>64 Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Congrats. And good luck! Contrary to what others have stated, I think the first few are the absolute best. Enjoy them!
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That's a good thing, right? Where were you bleeding from? [redacted, short version] ..you might have caused it. [redacted, lots of cursing] Men, from around the world, never ask for your chances. Eleven weeks, six days. 196 days to go. I have no clue of what to do. She does all. I'm just the panicking idiot at this point. Pray for me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Prayers sent. If this is a huge worry to you, you should have never poked it. Prepare yourself for the most rewarding years of your life and enjoy the trip. I envy you; I never got the chance.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Prayers sent. If this is a huge worry to you, you should have never poked it. Prepare yourself for the most rewarding years of your life and enjoy the trip. I envy you; I never got the chance.
Will Rogers never met me.
I should not have had that chance either; my meds say it not allowed and I'm old. I accepted that my bloodline ends. Then this happens. It is a huge worry, it is the best of things. It is more than I can explain. It changes the entire world?
Roger Wright wrote:
you should have never poked it
Yeah, I'm no nun, I'm human. Thanks for your prayers. I will change some habits.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I should not have had that chance either; my meds say it not allowed and I'm old. I accepted that my bloodline ends. Then this happens. It is a huge worry, it is the best of things. It is more than I can explain. It changes the entire world?
Roger Wright wrote:
you should have never poked it
Yeah, I'm no nun, I'm human. Thanks for your prayers. I will change some habits.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
Understood. All of my life, I wanted nothing more than to be loved by a decent woman, and to make a couple of children with her help. It never happened. They all wanted to be "just friends." Life is good, life is usually fun, but it's empty and pointless. I'm not out to end it, as every new day offers new opportunities, but if I don't wake tomorrow, my only regret will be that I forgot to make a will. You are embarking on the greatest adventure of your life. You have the opportunity to build a wonderful human being! There is no more noble task, and I envy you beyond measure! I have had the opportunity to raise the kids of others, and I'm proud of all of them - they have become wonderful adults, parents of great kids, themselves. I'm so proud of them... This is your chance to shine, Eddy. Make the most of it, and know that my prayers will be with you. No, I'm not a religious nut; I don't even go to church. But I do believe that prayers work. God bless you and your bairn...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Understood. All of my life, I wanted nothing more than to be loved by a decent woman, and to make a couple of children with her help. It never happened. They all wanted to be "just friends." Life is good, life is usually fun, but it's empty and pointless. I'm not out to end it, as every new day offers new opportunities, but if I don't wake tomorrow, my only regret will be that I forgot to make a will. You are embarking on the greatest adventure of your life. You have the opportunity to build a wonderful human being! There is no more noble task, and I envy you beyond measure! I have had the opportunity to raise the kids of others, and I'm proud of all of them - they have become wonderful adults, parents of great kids, themselves. I'm so proud of them... This is your chance to shine, Eddy. Make the most of it, and know that my prayers will be with you. No, I'm not a religious nut; I don't even go to church. But I do believe that prayers work. God bless you and your bairn...
Will Rogers never met me.
Roger Wright wrote:
All of my life, I wanted nothing more than to be loved by a decent woman, and to make a couple of children with her help. It never happened. They all wanted to be "just friends."
To be fair, we're programmed to want to give on our genes.
Roger Wright wrote:
Life is good, life is usually fun, but it's empty and pointless. I'm not out to end it, as every new day offers new opportunities, but if I don't wake tomorrow, my only regret will be that I forgot to make a will.
Similar here, mostly. Making a will is expensive, and then there's taxes on inheritence. So, I gave some away while I'm still alive.
Roger Wright wrote:
This is your chance to shine, Eddy
The doc prescribed some sedatives. I'd be happy if I don't elephant it up too much.
Roger Wright wrote:
But I do believe that prayers work.
It is appreciated, as is the fact that you took the time to write this answer :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
