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  • N Nelek

    And what the :elephant: is SLA?

    M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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    MarkTJohnson
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    Service Level Agreement

    I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      I'm not naming names because this day in age, people get sued and consumers aren't allowed to tell the truth. But, I'm just curious to know, how many CPians have ever used a third party vendor that expected the customer to monitor _their_ uptime to make sure they're compliant with the SLA? I just heard this for the first time ever today, and well... that's a new one. :laugh:

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      Lost User
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      The game is called Magicka 2; you cannot install it, without a spy-app that makes sure you do not cheat. SLA? You sell a product. If the license is toxic, it doesn't run.

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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      • M MarkTJohnson

        Service Level Agreement

        I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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        Nelek
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        Thank you

        M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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        • L Lost User

          Some years ago I received an email from my internet provider saying that I had exceeded my monthly allowance. I asked them to provide the figures showing what I had used, and they told me I would have to do it myself, as they had no means to do it. I switched soon after that.

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          dandy72
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          Mindblowing. How can they make the claim you went over your allowance, if they can't provide the figures used to make that assertion? My ISP lets me view my stats in almost real-time, and download them to CSV files as often as I want. The figures aren't an exact match, but always very close to what my router is reporting for the WAN port.

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          • L Lost User

            Some years ago I received an email from my internet provider saying that I had exceeded my monthly allowance. I asked them to provide the figures showing what I had used, and they told me I would have to do it myself, as they had no means to do it. I switched soon after that.

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            Lost User
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            I once saw a report that showed my usage was "way over" my plan (GB), but the provider never flagged me ... so I never looked at that report again.

            "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Sounds like you made the right move, man.

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              jmaida
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              ditto

              "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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              • L Lost User

                Some years ago I received an email from my internet provider saying that I had exceeded my monthly allowance. I asked them to provide the figures showing what I had used, and they told me I would have to do it myself, as they had no means to do it. I switched soon after that.

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                Peter_in_2780
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                It would be difficult for me to exceed my "unlimited" monthly allowance, but I'm elephanted if I could get my head round their "reasonable use" criteria.

                Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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                • P Peter_in_2780

                  It would be difficult for me to exceed my "unlimited" monthly allowance, but I'm elephanted if I could get my head round their "reasonable use" criteria.

                  Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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                  Lost User
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                  That's why I switched to a provider that offers unlimited.

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                  • L Lost User

                    I once saw a report that showed my usage was "way over" my plan (GB), but the provider never flagged me ... so I never looked at that report again.

                    "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                    DerekT P
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                    I'm with a hosting provider (or rather, one of my clients is, but I manage everything) that provides "unlimited" storage. Which is good, because this client has a lot of large PDFs generated every day (several hundred), each containing a dozen or so hi-res images. Every day we get an email saying we have "exceeded our resource limits". First time I got this I (almost) panicked and contacted the hosting company about it. They assured me, "don't worry, there is no limit on your account. It's just that Plesk [the control panel they use] doesn't support unlimited storage so we had to put a limit in, and it will warn you each day". Which it has - every single day for the past three years. At least I know the server's up when I see that in my inbox each morning. :laugh: But Plesk - seriously?? :doh:

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      No but I did a Power plant using a uVax and BETA software and we helped them debug it. I left the company not long after and every job we did we got sued because the PM had no idea what he was doing.

                      I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                      englebart
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                      PMs only argument was a stuttering: but, but, but, "VMS is a real time operating system". Sounds like you made a wise switch.

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                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                        I'm not naming names because this day in age, people get sued and consumers aren't allowed to tell the truth. But, I'm just curious to know, how many CPians have ever used a third party vendor that expected the customer to monitor _their_ uptime to make sure they're compliant with the SLA? I just heard this for the first time ever today, and well... that's a new one. :laugh:

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                        pmauriks
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                        If they don't measure their SLA's - how do they know if they meet them? Do they let you the organisation specify how you are going to measure the SLA's? If not, I recommend this high technology device to help to determine if the service levels were met: Industry recognised SLA measurement device Ask them: if you assert they did not make their SLA's what their process would be to determine that they did? Otherwise - indefinite free service. :-)

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