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  • R raddevus

    Gary Wheeler wrote:

    Our two tech writers

    You had me at "two tech writers"! Most companies do not have even 1 tech writer. Doesn't your company know that companies don't write manuals any more? :rolleyes:

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    Gary Wheeler
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    When your equipment sells for $1.5M-$2.5M and customers don't like to maintain it properly, you write user and service manuals as CYA.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • R raddevus

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      Their SSD will be full again within a few days.

      @Gary-Wheeler Did one of the two tech writers actually write this post? :laugh:

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      Gary Wheeler
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      :laugh:

      Software Zen: delete this;

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        When your equipment sells for $1.5M-$2.5M and customers don't like to maintain it properly, you write user and service manuals as CYA.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        raddevus
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        Gary Wheeler wrote:

        When your equipment sells for $1.5M-$2.5M

        !!! I thought I remembered that you worked on/built large expensive equipment. :thumbsup:

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          Gary Wheeler wrote:

          ... and they'd never have to do this again.

          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nah. They buy them an SSD each and in six months, they will be full again. I have a 1TB SSD, a 500GB SSD, and 2 1TB HDDs in my desktop, plus a 16TB NAS, a 4TB NAS, and a 2TB NAS under the desk, a pile of 2TB and 4TB external drives (some of which are stored at a friends house at any given time). And every time I upgrade storage, it gets fuller ... :-D Get them a big heavy duty NAS (I can recommend QNAP) and put it under someone else's control. They will fill that too, but at least it stands a chance of being backed up ...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          theoldfool
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          Or repurpose a desktop and put TrueNAS on it. Works for me.

          >64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.

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            Gary Wheeler wrote:

            When your equipment sells for $1.5M-$2.5M

            !!! I thought I remembered that you worked on/built large expensive equipment. :thumbsup:

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            Gary Wheeler
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            Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              raddevus
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              Gary Wheeler wrote:

              up to 17 feet of paper per second

              Truly amazing! That's got to be cool to watch it print.

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                Or repurpose a desktop and put TrueNAS on it. Works for me.

                >64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.

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                OriginalGriff
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                A "real" NAS uses less power, particularly when it isn't being accessed - mine idles at less than 20W (and wakes immediately on LAN use) and can sleep at less than 1W. My PC on the other handy is a greedy bugger! :-D

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Man! Imagine the paper cut you could get at that speed! :laugh:

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • G Gary Wheeler

                    Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Amarnath S
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                    Have heard that in such printer systems, the software is generally the slower component amongst hardware and software; hardware, even though mechanical / electro-mechanical is faster among the two. Is this true?

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Man! Imagine the paper cut you could get at that speed! :laugh:

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      dandy72
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Imagine the paper cut you could get at that speed!

                      You put that image in my mind... Guillotines might be less efficient.

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                      • R raddevus

                        Gary Wheeler wrote:

                        up to 17 feet of paper per second

                        Truly amazing! That's got to be cool to watch it print.

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                        dandy72
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                        I agree, does your company have videos of said machinery in action?

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

                          Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          dandy72
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                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                          inkjet

                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                          17 feet of paper per second

                          And the home consumer thinks *his* inkjet printer goes through ink fast...

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Man! Imagine the paper cut you could get at that speed! :laugh:

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            Indeed. It's running joke about lethal paper cuts. The other joke is "baptism" when the machine dumps ink on you.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Have heard that in such printer systems, the software is generally the slower component amongst hardware and software; hardware, even though mechanical / electro-mechanical is faster among the two. Is this true?

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              We have dedicated computers and hardware to handle high-speed interactions. Print data for example is sent over fiber optic links from the data source to the printheads. Our controller application (the part I work on) is a Windows UI application and a group of services, all heavily multithreaded.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                                Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                inkjet

                                Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                17 feet of paper per second

                                And the home consumer thinks *his* inkjet printer goes through ink fast...

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                We sell ink in 5L "cubies" (think wine box, just cubical), 208L drums, and 1000+L tubs.

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                                  Indeed. It's running joke about lethal paper cuts. The other joke is "baptism" when the machine dumps ink on you.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  The other joke is "baptism" when the machine dumps ink on you.

                                  That only happens when you are wearing a new suit and / or tie to meet a client ...:mad:

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    Yup. We build commercial inkjet printing systems that print full color, front and back, at up to 17 feet of paper per second. In other words, we ain't your mama's DeskJet :-D.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    TNCaver
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                                    Having worked on such printers back in the 90's in my hardware maintenance days, often in the middle of the night (one such night with a 102 degree fever), I bet I can make a very good guess which company you work for.

                                    There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
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                                    A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
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                                      The other joke is "baptism" when the machine dumps ink on you.

                                      That only happens when you are wearing a new suit and / or tie to meet a client ...:mad:

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      We actual did that to a corporate guy touring one of the labs. Some tubing on a test stand cut loose and sprayed him with yellow ink. We bought him a new suit :doh: .

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                        ... and they'd never have to do this again.

                                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nah. They buy them an SSD each and in six months, they will be full again. I have a 1TB SSD, a 500GB SSD, and 2 1TB HDDs in my desktop, plus a 16TB NAS, a 4TB NAS, and a 2TB NAS under the desk, a pile of 2TB and 4TB external drives (some of which are stored at a friends house at any given time). And every time I upgrade storage, it gets fuller ... :-D Get them a big heavy duty NAS (I can recommend QNAP) and put it under someone else's control. They will fill that too, but at least it stands a chance of being backed up ...

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                        Rob Philpott
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                                        Sounds like digital hoarding! How many copies of copies of things do you have going on? I'll create a back up of something, then that'll get backed up into another folder, then that PC will be upgraded and I'll copy the whole thing into another folder which will get backed up, then onto another disc in case the first blows up. It's the digital equivalent of a garage full of stuff you're too afraid to throw away in case you may one day need it. Yep 2x 4TB drives full of garbage in my PC currently. 16TB is really quite a lot when you think about it..

                                        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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                                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                          up to 17 feet of paper per second

                                          Truly amazing! That's got to be cool to watch it print.

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                                          jschell
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                                          I was thinking it was even a bit dangerous. That is 11 miles an hour if I did the math right. Might not kill you but could probably do some damage. Think paper cuts. Or maybe a new way to decapitate a zombie.

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