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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

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    The other joke is "baptism" when the machine dumps ink on you.

    That only happens when you are wearing a new suit and / or tie to meet a client ...:mad:

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    Gary Wheeler
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    We actual did that to a corporate guy touring one of the labs. Some tubing on a test stand cut loose and sprayed him with yellow ink. We bought him a new suit :doh: .

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Gary Wheeler wrote:

      ... and they'd never have to do this again.

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nah. They buy them an SSD each and in six months, they will be full again. I have a 1TB SSD, a 500GB SSD, and 2 1TB HDDs in my desktop, plus a 16TB NAS, a 4TB NAS, and a 2TB NAS under the desk, a pile of 2TB and 4TB external drives (some of which are stored at a friends house at any given time). And every time I upgrade storage, it gets fuller ... :-D Get them a big heavy duty NAS (I can recommend QNAP) and put it under someone else's control. They will fill that too, but at least it stands a chance of being backed up ...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Rob Philpott
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      Sounds like digital hoarding! How many copies of copies of things do you have going on? I'll create a back up of something, then that'll get backed up into another folder, then that PC will be upgraded and I'll copy the whole thing into another folder which will get backed up, then onto another disc in case the first blows up. It's the digital equivalent of a garage full of stuff you're too afraid to throw away in case you may one day need it. Yep 2x 4TB drives full of garbage in my PC currently. 16TB is really quite a lot when you think about it..

      Regards, Rob Philpott.

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      • R raddevus

        Gary Wheeler wrote:

        up to 17 feet of paper per second

        Truly amazing! That's got to be cool to watch it print.

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        jschell
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        I was thinking it was even a bit dangerous. That is 11 miles an hour if I did the math right. Might not kill you but could probably do some damage. Think paper cuts. Or maybe a new way to decapitate a zombie.

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        • G Gary Wheeler

          We sell ink in 5L "cubies" (think wine box, just cubical), 208L drums, and 1000+L tubs.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          dandy72
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          LMAO. I remember years ago someone made the calculation and posted that if ink (the ink-jet cartridge type) sold at linear prices, it would come down to something stupid like $9000 a gallon. I'm guessing this is not quite the same scale. :-)

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          • G Gary Wheeler

            Our two tech writers sit behind me. They use Adobe Illustrator, Acrobat, and Photoshop, as well as several large-ish art packages. They are constantly wrangling disk space, moving files around trying to free enough room to do their job. They have one 250GB drive apiece :omg: . I sit here with two 2TB SSD's and a 2TB hard drive (currently empty). For the hour or so each and every day wasted on this activity, they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            jschell
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            Gary Wheeler wrote:

            they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

            Is it that the company will not buy a bigger drive? Or perhaps they just think the company will not?

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              Gary Wheeler wrote:

              they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

              Is it that the company will not buy a bigger drive? Or perhaps they just think the company will not?

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              Gary Wheeler
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              I've mentioned this to our hardware wrangler, and nothing's happened. He's not the most motivated guy.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                Our two tech writers sit behind me. They use Adobe Illustrator, Acrobat, and Photoshop, as well as several large-ish art packages. They are constantly wrangling disk space, moving files around trying to free enough room to do their job. They have one 250GB drive apiece :omg: . I sit here with two 2TB SSD's and a 2TB hard drive (currently empty). For the hour or so each and every day wasted on this activity, they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                CAPEX (capital expenses) and OPEX (operating expenses) are different budget categories. In many cases, the tax treatment differs, too.

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  I was thinking it was even a bit dangerous. That is 11 miles an hour if I did the math right. Might not kill you but could probably do some damage. Think paper cuts. Or maybe a new way to decapitate a zombie.

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                  raddevus
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                  It made me think about the A-10 Tank Killer (warthog) which is armed with a GAU-8 Avenger - Wikipedia[^] Here's the quote of projectiles emitted per minute:

                  from wikipedia:

                  The Avenger's rate of fire was originally selectable, 2,100 rounds per minute (rpm) in the low setting, or 4,200 rpm in the high setting

                  2,100 per minute is 35 rounds per second!! I'm not sure how the next round doesn't hit the previous round in the rear. :laugh: It's a crazy fast. On the printer, seems like the paper would be gone before the ink had time to hit at those speeds too. :laugh:

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                    Gary Wheeler wrote:

                    up to 17 feet of paper per second

                    Truly amazing! That's got to be cool to watch it print.

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                    MarkTJohnson
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                    If you gave it just the right set of images it would be like a movie.

                    I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                      If you gave it just the right set of images it would be like a movie.

                      I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                      raddevus
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                      That's such a funny idea...and it's true! Very innovative thinking. :thumbsup:

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                        It made me think about the A-10 Tank Killer (warthog) which is armed with a GAU-8 Avenger - Wikipedia[^] Here's the quote of projectiles emitted per minute:

                        from wikipedia:

                        The Avenger's rate of fire was originally selectable, 2,100 rounds per minute (rpm) in the low setting, or 4,200 rpm in the high setting

                        2,100 per minute is 35 rounds per second!! I'm not sure how the next round doesn't hit the previous round in the rear. :laugh: It's a crazy fast. On the printer, seems like the paper would be gone before the ink had time to hit at those speeds too. :laugh:

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        raddevus wrote:

                        I'm not sure how the next round doesn't hit the previous round in the rear

                        A high-velocity bullet can reach speeds of over 1200 m/sec. If one is firing 4200 bullets/sec, that means that there are about 25 centimeters between bullets.

                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

                          :laugh:

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          11917640 Member
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                          one of the two tech writers

                          You will never know, who exactly.

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                          • G Gary Wheeler

                            Our two tech writers sit behind me. They use Adobe Illustrator, Acrobat, and Photoshop, as well as several large-ish art packages. They are constantly wrangling disk space, moving files around trying to free enough room to do their job. They have one 250GB drive apiece :omg: . I sit here with two 2TB SSD's and a 2TB hard drive (currently empty). For the hour or so each and every day wasted on this activity, they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            BryanFazekas
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                            I have a similar story -- many moons ago I was brought in as a developer on a 50 developer project. Except the customer didn't have a PC for me yet -- they had exceeded the budget for hardware for that month, so I had to wait. Each day I was assigned to the PC of a person who was out that day. I had to install the S/W I needed to work in the morning, and before I left, I restored the PC to its original state. We tracked hours by task, so I knew at the end of the month that I spent half of my time setting up and restoring PCs. At that time a dev PC was $2,000 USD ... my monthly bill rate was $8,000. Double the cost of a PC was spent on setup and restoration. Yeah, I understand about budgets all too well; it still feels like a foolish way to waste money.

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                            • G Gary Wheeler

                              Our two tech writers sit behind me. They use Adobe Illustrator, Acrobat, and Photoshop, as well as several large-ish art packages. They are constantly wrangling disk space, moving files around trying to free enough room to do their job. They have one 250GB drive apiece :omg: . I sit here with two 2TB SSD's and a 2TB hard drive (currently empty). For the hour or so each and every day wasted on this activity, they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              mdblack98
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                              Compress the disk. Depending on the file types stored might create a lot of empty space.

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                                Compress the disk. Depending on the file types stored might create a lot of empty space.

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                They've done that. One now has 24GB free, the other 18GB. Still a ridiculous waste of time and resources.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  A "real" NAS uses less power, particularly when it isn't being accessed - mine idles at less than 20W (and wakes immediately on LAN use) and can sleep at less than 1W. My PC on the other handy is a greedy bugger! :-D

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                  Bruce Patin
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                                  I lost 4 years of photos because my NAS crashed while I was temporarily using my only backup computer to test Linux.

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                                  • R raddevus

                                    That's such a funny idea...and it's true! Very innovative thinking. :thumbsup:

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                                    MarkTJohnson
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                                    I took an animation and film making class in high school. Flip book movie making and Zoetropes.

                                    I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                                      Our two tech writers sit behind me. They use Adobe Illustrator, Acrobat, and Photoshop, as well as several large-ish art packages. They are constantly wrangling disk space, moving files around trying to free enough room to do their job. They have one 250GB drive apiece :omg: . I sit here with two 2TB SSD's and a 2TB hard drive (currently empty). For the hour or so each and every day wasted on this activity, they could buy an SSD for each and they'd never have to do this again.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      charlieg
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                                      They simply don't know any better. Many many years ago when I was building a development team and hiring people, part of the initial "welcome aboard" speech, is when I told them that a) we have an expense account; b) if you need tools buy them; c) if you need a book, buy it. It was stunning to me how stupefied technical people have become. The reaction was typically this: them: "don't you need to approve it?" me: "no, I pay you over 80k/year. I expect you to make good choices and share with the team." them: "starting to hyperventilate...." 20+ years ago, I had 2 monitors. It was not until 5 years ago or so that most of my fellow developers had them. Why? Because they did not ask. It still shocks me to this day that IT gets to decide what is appropriate equipment for developers. simply absurd.

                                      Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                                      • D Daniel Pfeffer

                                        raddevus wrote:

                                        I'm not sure how the next round doesn't hit the previous round in the rear

                                        A high-velocity bullet can reach speeds of over 1200 m/sec. If one is firing 4200 bullets/sec, that means that there are about 25 centimeters between bullets.

                                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                        jschell
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                                        Not to mention that it has seven barrels.

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